I have a quote board outside my cubicle. Eminently quotable, unselfconscious remarks/conversations go up and I add my personal commentary. It's extremely popular. Anyway, I just overheard the quote of the year. Unfortunately, I cannot post it on the quote board (for fear of further alienating my HR department), but I simply must share with all of you. Two women walking by, in the midst of a conversation. Just as they pass by our area, we hear: "I just found out that you can't Botox your privates--obviously--but..." And thank christ that was all I heard..that "but" frightens me to my very core...