Guest Low Roller Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 A whole turkey between two people. Can't say it's ever been done, but there is no harm in trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 Actually I'm going to revise that statement and say that there is potentially a lot of harm for two people to eat a whole turkey with gravy ESPECIALLY with Ms.H having to wake up every four hours or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 I recall an episode of Friends where Joey was challenged to eat an entire turkey by himself. He wore Phebie's maternity pants. Not a bad idea.H, turkey in Hicksville sounds lovely. Name the date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 FUG YEAH, anytime I can go to my bro's I'm in!Can you say toys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Booche my man, you are a bad, bad, boy. I'll bring the baster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 hey, i live here and i dont have any friends or play in a band, so you name the date thats good for you and we're on.sunday after 420? i guess that's kinda iffy, but it takes a while to cook a turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Okay we're on. We do need to pre-set a date though. I think it will take a couple days to thaw the bird in the fridge and coordinate all the fixin's. Bouchards - name a date! You know when all the Hux shows are and all the weekend shows that are not to be missed. Plan around 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 we just have to get mikes oven door back on - then he'll tell us what day we're coming-- i have my mom on the phone right now to tell me how to fix the door - does anyone know how to put on an oven door? here are the instructions for my mothers general electric (viking) range to reinstall:make sure the hinge supports are fully engaged before unlocking the hinge levers.and then proceed in reverse of the instructions below for removing the door to remove the door1. open door fully2. pull up on the lock located under each hinge support and engage them in the hook of the hinge levers. (you may have to apply a little downward pressure on the door to pull the locks fully over the hooks)(so they're horizontal when they're locked to take off turn it at the bottom so it's verticle to reinstall.) 3. grab door by sides and pull bottom of the door up and towards you to disengage the hinge supports keep pulling the bottom of the door towards you while rotating the top of the door towards the range to completely disengage the hinge levers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Saturday May 11th, screw the door. Lets deep fry the winged bitch!I know a Barrett or two will come for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Dude, I have been on pretty much the same page as you all day (do you always think as though you have a concussion?) but we are NOT deep frying my turkey. No way Jose. Barrett should come despite this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 yeah, literally...........i knocked head around lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 ok. we can cook it at my house too actually but we can swear at bouches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Deep fried turkey and swearing! I'm in! It will be a good opportunity to get to know you a little better before you go Mrs. H! Looking forward to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Now, THAT, I am looking forward to. A drunken Sally singing with a drunken MrsH!Request#1: At A Medium Pace Request#2: I Will Survive (Cake style) Request#3: Guitar Loop Request#4: Mike JAM Request#5: Guitar Loop #73 Request#6: mmmmmturkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 I have a number for the assholes that made my stove. I wil call it and ask them how the frikken door goes back on. Anything for some of that white meat. (Sorry, I missed all of the metaphor games earlier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 I would like to come and could bring a bucket of chicken if there ain't enough bird to go 'round.and speaking of birds is this gonna be another sausagefest?I'm in for dessert, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 looks like the table is filled now. I was hoping you'd remember the dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 I thought I should revive this one, not only because I can't believe any of you would refuse free food, but it may inspire some more crazy dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 I remember CatPhish telling me once that I had appeared in one of her dreams. It took place in a grocery store, and was something like a contest that involved putting as much $ worth of food into a cart in a short amount of time. CatPhish went for KD, and I went for frozen turkeys. Apparently I beat her on the turkeys...Free food? Sounds good. A pre-4/20 gathering, maybe?Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 you be quiet bouche, you dont have any say on when the table is full (ok well maybe it's full i dunno) so lets roll callim in thats 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 The roll-call has happened, it just didn't happen on here. You may still be able to come though h. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 excuse me? well no, i guess thats not necessary then. thank you anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 H, it's my turkey. You wanna come babe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted April 18, 2002 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 Uh oh... looks like trouble in turkey paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 no, i'm just an idiot, i didnt' check my email and when i did there were like 10 notes in there about it. i'll be there - we gotta find a spit though so we can bbq that sucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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