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Offer eh...Well I have a 12 inch long tongue and can breath through my ears......

No No No I'm not turning this into some sort of "heady van slave" search, not my style.

I just want a nice, chill lady... smart, funny and sarcastic as fu©k...oh and by "smart" I mean "hot"

Just kidding, that ones for you voodoolady

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..or place to live.

single, unemployed, living at home. ugh!

here's a song that comes to mind often:

You don't know how much I need you.

While you're around I don't feel blue.

And when we kiss I know that you need me too.

I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.

It was a goddam joke.

And when I think of you and I,

I hope you fu©king choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.

I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.

You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,

somebody kill me plee-ase,

I'm on my knees,

pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.

Put a bullet in my head.

:) ok, it ain't that bad.

cheers, and good luck!

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