guigsy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 so i think i just had the best dump ever. smokin a joint (thanks earth/grower/dealer), drinkin a bottle of wine (thanks paisley), and listening to sitting here in limbo (thanks meggo), wondering how the fu©k garcia knew i was constipated (thanks reddenbaucher). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 hahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa... oh goodness scotty. how i miss hearing about you and your poo habits. keep up the good work. and happy that you're using the cd for something other than a coaster. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 nothin' like potty humour! :: here's my pooh stories. 1. i have an older sister. for my thirteenth birthday she sh!t in a bag and handed it to me saying "happy fu©king birthday, this is what your life is going to be like now that you're a teenager." 2. i once sh!t in the shape of a question mark. it had the dot and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 2. i once sh!t in the shape of a question mark. it had the dot and everything. you must be german. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 for a minute there I thought you were going to tell me you had company!!! :: hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 uhh.. yeah... well... maybe 2nd best dump ever. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 hhhhhhhehehehehehehehehehehehehehecoughcough thats what I sound like right now guigsy... fu©k I'm outta shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 so why is that the second best dump ever Mr.Guigsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 a good friend once got a blowjob while taking a sh!t. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 bwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhahahahahaha wow. talk about a combination of releasing sensations!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 a good friend once got a blowjob while taking a sh!t. :: known in certain circles as a "blumpy"...kudos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 or a blumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 He's a scat man!! badabadabeeeebopbopbuddadadudududadu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 You people are deeply disturbed. Guigs sounds like the kind of guy that when he feels something 'boiling over', he tells his girlfriend (or boyfriend) to run to the kitchen and grab a casarole dish. "ITS COMING OUT! WATCH IT!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy it's wood It's log, log, it's better than bad it's good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 this thread is disturbing i have had just enough morning coffee that i need to go have a dump myself. then i have to listen to bull sh!t from the people i'm surrounded by, and then i'm going to spread cow sh!t from the huge pile beside the barn onto the flower beds around here. tis a sh!tty day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 EAT MORE BRAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 You people are deeply disturbed. This is coming from the guy who tricks his mom into smelling his poops (and he got me once too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 blumpkin!!! i knew it had a name! hahahahaha! mornin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 This is coming from the guy who tricks his mom into smelling his poops (and he got me once too) I've pictured a lot of terrible things in my days, but... well... I can't even put into words how that makes me feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 yeah, maybe. who's to say, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 ahhhhhhh :: ::..."a good friend once got a bl....."THIS made may eyes BLEED....ooof...crazy kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 I love a good dump-chat myself. I actually called home from Fredericton to describe my freakishly wonderful decoil there last week, I'll spare the details, but it was a magical moment to say the least. nothing wrong with being proud of something you made, eh! well, coffees done, off to the shitshack! ps- BD + BJ = SFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 nothin' like growing a big tail in the mornin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Have you ever had one so big you thought you were giving birth? In India I used to eat tons and tons of rice, and somehow my body would compress it into the size of a meatball. Hurt like hell. I enjoy Coffee's cleansing properties. If you have funny stuff going on down there, eat more yogurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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