rubberdinghy Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 It won't beat the breathalyzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 good lord!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 That is the nastiest story I've ever heard. Luckily I've never been that drunk. Ew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Hahahah thats really Sick sh!t!! No way i'de ever eat "poo" under any circumstances,No matter how impaired on anything i was!Buddy is definetley very messed up besides the alcohol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 "This fellow was in dire need of help...." and a toothbrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Now that takes me back....I mean...err... Good advice. Never eat poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 That even beats that urine-test bit in *Withnail and I". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 rubberdinghy, thanks for saving us all from eating poo - you're my hero. poo is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 and thank you for making me giggle at work. heeheeheehee (ewww) heehee! :: (miss pink your in your face comment also made grin!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Can somebody just delete this thread please? *barf* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 oh get over it PhishyK. Poo is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I don't think the question should be, Why eat poo? But, Why not Eat poo? Saves money on food plus it's kinda of like having yesterdays leftovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Kinda like recycling eh? Not buying it. Sorry. :: Everyone at the office has been talking about this story all day (since we're in Barrie, after all). I just keep thinking that it's just one more reason to avoid the back seat of cruisers. I'm gonna ask to ride shotgun next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Not buyin' it eh?!?! Well, maybe this will sell you; Wasn't it Marie Antoinette who said, "Let them eat poo"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 This thread is too much! LOL I'm going home to make some feces-free dinner. Mmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Compression Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I'm surprised nobody's yet brought up the fine art of scat. Apparently it's got a bit of cult status in Japan. They pay top dollar (or yen) for prime turd (delivered on a silver platter, no less). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Well, now I know to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 okay, this thread is making me remember two things: 1. eating poo (fresh outta the ass of a hot babe) is a serious kink in Japanese society. I AM NOT KIDDING. There are exclusive parties where a sex kitten is fed certain herbal/spice ingredients beforehand, she takes a dump on a silver platter in the middle of a big dining table and then the guests all get a taste on tiny silver spoons. This disturbing image will be stuck in my brain until my deathbed, so thought I'd share! How do I know this? well when Dave & I were teaching in Japan and it wasn't paying the big bucks, I looked into my options 2. In Margaret Atwood's book Oryx & Crake, a madman is trying to genetically create the perfect human. One of the traits he factors in is their need/ability to re-masticate their own poo in order to fully extract ALL available nutrients. Lots of animals actuAlly do this (or eat the poo of others) but somehow knowing this still doesn't make it any easier to "swallow" har de har har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 okay Dave, this is fu©king scary -- second time we post the exact same thing while sitting in two different cities!!! is that what 15 years together does??? well at least when I'm old and feeble, you should be able to know what I want!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Just don't ask for any poo on a silver platter, if that's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 and thank you for making me giggle at work. heeheeheehee (ewww) heehee! (miss pink your in your face comment also made grin!) would that be a... ...sh!t eating grin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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