Blurry Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel's uvula is an eleven on The Mohs Scale of hardness for minerals. Frederich Mohs refused to adjust his scale above 10, arguing that technically Vin's uvula wasn't a mineral. For this slight Vin Diesel killed him in 1839. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 (edited) In 1996 Vin Diesel won a hotdog eating contest in Decatur, Georgia despite actually being on a fishing boat off Nova Scotia. Edited April 22, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 who is Vin Deisel???Vin Diesel is actually a Diesel truck. He runs on the tears of those who he has sacrificed to Bakur, the god of Diesel trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 A VIN-GINA!!!!!! Oh man, that is my favorite so far. Hilarious. Vin Diesel drank a lava lamp, but it didn't taste like lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel doesn't actually have bones or internal organs. Underneath his skin is another slightly smaller Vin Diesel and underneath that is yet another even smaller Vin Diesel. After the third layer his body is filled with rich, creamy nougat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel's middle name is Vin Diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Before Vin Diesel, people came from eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel once arm wrestled Patrick Swayze and beat him so fast that it was literally over before it began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 There's an old saying that 'You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.' Vin Diesel became so enraged upon learning this, that he carved to words into the belly of a eunuch and defeated him under the judgement of Thunderdome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Thats signature kicks ass Booche,sorta like Vin Diesel kicks ass.Vin Diesel is everybody's Tyler Durden. So shut the fuck up and fight me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel was first to discover America when he decided to take a swim after a wild night in a British pub. Vin Diesel once challenged Moses to an arm-wrestling match and won. In fury, Moses killed all the first born sons of Egypt and took his people into the desert for 40 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Watch out or he will kill you by the end of the week buddy.Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.(How am I going to get any work done?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 An assassination attempt was taken upon Vin Diesel's life; he was poisoned, shot repeatedly, beaten, and then tossed into an icy river. He later rose from the river in the springtime and proceeded to savagely destroy downtown Tokyo. The events were later written recorded in written form and became known as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel once had to choose between saving a baby or the baby's mother from a burning house. Since it wouldn't have been fair to choose, he instead cooked a BLT and peppered the sandwich with their ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel does not actually run on diesel. He actually runs on a high octane fuel which is made by mixing environmentally friendly LPG with the souls of the damned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel helped Bill Gates develop Windows. It was supposed to be called Vindows but Diesel decided to against that because he preferred Macs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel's right eye is in fact the Sun. Every time he blinks it causes an total solar eclipse. Luckily he only fully blinks ten times per millennium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel is 72% badass and 28% cornbread. BEST...SITE...EVER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel once told a joke that was so funny that God laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel can reverse any combustion reaction by giving it the finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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