rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Why is it soooo quiet in here? Did someone piss someone off over the weekend? Is everyone nursing hangovers?Why is the Price is Right still stuck in the 70's?Why can't I eat peaches without getting a scratchy throat?Why can't I win the lottery?Think about all that!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Thinking about a thread to get some noise going around here.Price is Right - if it evolved Bob would implodePeaches - you have an allergy dudeLottery - go with the scratch ticketsDeeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Shouldn't you be watching the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Why are those salt buildings shaped like cones? And why are there are always 2 beside each other--the only thing I can surmise is that they're in that shape and configuration to evoke boobies.Can that be right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 boobies is the correct answer.This thread reminds me of a song;Dear Emilyby Keller WilliamsI cant drink without getting a headacheI cant dream without going to sleepI cant smoke without a bunch of coughinI can't sow without the reapI cant deal without a shuffleI cant play without a pickI cant write without inspirationLike a lump of wax without a wickI cant drive without loud musicI cant dance without a beatI cant ask why without a forehead wrinkleI cannot wake up without taking a leakI cant be active without my breakfastI cannot live without guitarI cannot sleep with my clothes onCant make a living without the barsOh those wonderful barsGod bless the barsBut I can love and I can laughI can always pass dramaAlways fail mathI can go three days without a bathBut Ill never be whole without my better halfI can go a whole week without a bathBut I cant be whole without my better halfMy better half (x11) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 You know, I'm sure the city workers get a kick out of them dome thingies. Just think about the jokes. Low roller...you still have it eh...I still have all your friggin tapes here too...I moved on, got a CD Player, and now nobody wants them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Ah, the tapes... Memories of my younger, more analog days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I think I'll put them on ebay...with the exception of Piledriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Why are those salt buildings shaped like cones? Here's what I've surmised. First, unlike, say, sand or gravel, you can't just leave salt out in the open: it'll dissolve come the next rainfall. So, you have to keep it under cover. As to why they're cone-shaped, look at sand (salt, like sand, is actually a mineral [think "rock"]; salt is the only rock that's eaten, though): when you pile it up, it forms a natural cone/pyramid shape, at a certain angle, called the angle of repose. My guess is that the cones are shaped to match the angle of repose for salt; to make them otherwise would either waste space (if too flat), or cause a lot of outward pressure at the bottom (if too steep or vertical). And why are there are always 2 beside each other--the only thing I can surmise is that they're in that shape and configuration to invoke boobies. Can that be right? I think the proper way to investigate this is to go on the assumption that salt cones come in pairs, and then check every woman to see how many boobies she has. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I think I'll put them on ebay...with the exception of Piledriver.I want that one back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Think about all that!?!?!I often do. "All That" was a fantastic funky band from New Orleans. Their second release "The Whop Boom Bam" blew their first self-titled release away. Unfortunately, though, rubberdinghy, they've disbanded. I hear that DJ Davis has another band together, now, called "Cronk", though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Peaches - you have an allergy dude Deeps This has got to be one of the most horrible things I have ever heard...I also get the same thing from cherries and some nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I love Peaches!I love Price is RIGHT!I HATE LOTTERY TICKETS!I HAVE LOW ROLLER's tapes too!! I miss Low ROLLER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Rubberdinghy becareful....your allergy could get worse!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 DJ DavisFunny you should say that, I was just thinking of one of my favourite rock & roll quotes of all time, that came out of a guy named Davis W. For perspective, this was back in the mid-late eighties, the glory years of the rock and roll cover bands, and said Davis was playing a jam-packed, girls hanging from the rafters, hot, sweaty gig at the Playhouse in Charlottetown. For furthur perspective, Davis was the kind of guy who would do a couple of pinkie sized lines of coke and drink a 40 ouncer before starting the show. After finishing another song that tore the crowd to pieces, where you would normally say, thank you very much, or, how's everybody doing, or some typical shit like that, Davis steps up to the mike and says:"HOW MANY OF YOU FELLAS OUT THERE LIKE TO EAT PUSSY????"I don't know why I felt the need to tell that, I just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Bouche has the same thing with certain fruits. Anything that he eats the skin on pretty much. But he's had several allergy tests and they would have told him if he was allergic to fruit. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I had heard a rumour that the Punk had slipped back in easily to the "maritime humour & slang" and after reading the Punk's post am laughing my ass off as there seems to be some truth to rumours...HOLY FACK...You kiss your mother with that mouth??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 This weekend my maritimer girlfriend discovered that a supposed shellfish allergy she's had since childhood is non-existent. Her mom always insisted she was allergic but it was probably just in infancy. She celebrated this new frontier with my lovingly-prepared and ridiculously expensive seafood risotto with shrimp and scallops. And now, the girl from nova Scotia can try lobster for the first time in her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Mmmm...Loooobster...had a maritime feast here in T-Dot on Saturday eveing with mussels, clam chowder, LOBSTER, more salads than you could shake a squid-squisher at, peach cobbler & blueberry pie and mountains of booze...seafood is soooo good!Your girl will probably be knocked over from some nice fresh lobster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 It's great to have more PUNK around here...guess he's moved out of the ice age. They finally have internet in PEI? Guess they felt sorry about watching some dude sitting in some field trying to plug his laptop into a potato.I'm going to try and peel a peach and see how that works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I miss Low ROLLER.I'm back on Saturday for two weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 sweet...it's a good thing everyone's out of town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I'm back on Saturday for two weeks!JSB's at Mavericks on Saturday. Will you be here in time to be there?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 that's an interesting development brad...so...I just peeled a peach...no ill effects yet!Why is there no mayo in my fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Why is there no mayo in my fridge?"Maylight come and me want go home..."Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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