Hal Johnson Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 whatever happened to...get a jobapply for a CC (the legal way)buy your xboxmake your payments and acquire a good credit rating!honesty is the best policy my mom would sayThat went the way of the 1/2 toed sloth, which, coincedentally, shares a birthday with alladin sarsipouroussilliminagic jackson the III, who also went the way of the 1/2 toed sloth. MAttyc? I take your advice the kindest. Thank-you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 [color:purple]You're a criminal mastermind Hal. It's always good to discuss crime on an open internet forum before you committ it. Also, thanks for the 5 am phone call last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Speaking of credit card fraud, check these out (and don't anybody get any ideas ): How crazy would I have to make my signature before someone would actually notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 hilarious DEM. i sign 'x' all the time, but never considered 'Mariah Carey' or 'I stole this card'hahaha, good thing i need to buy gas on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 When I was a teenager, I always signed things "Ass Face". I was only ever called on it once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 I can hear the clerk now. "Hey, your face doesn't actually look like an ass..."Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 I don't think Hal Johson should get involved in a scam like this... kids really love his exercise tips. Hal, you have to be a good example. Next thing you know, they'll be taking down all your commercials, kids will get fat and lazy, Joanne will divorce you... sounds to me like a one-way ticket to Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Think of the children Hal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 I can hear the clerk now. "Hey, your face doesn't actually look like an ass..."Aloha, Brad Well, that may be your opinion Brad, and I thank you for it, but as I said, I was only ever called on it once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 (edited) DO IT, HAL! Joanne won't leave you! The kids are only going to be better for it. It's a fact that most overweight kids will remain overweight throughout their lives. Why not give them another means. What you're teaching them Hal will help them be able to pay for that lipo-suction they'd never be able to afford otherwise. Think of the children Hal, think of the children..... Edited February 20, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 a few years ago, when i was denied access to the states, Theresa continued on with the group we were with.She put the cost of the hotel on my credit card, which i Ok'd, and signed her name...I was told (when calling the CC company) that when they received the copy of the signature, they would call me to confirm that i OK'd the bill...Of course, i never did get a call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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