PimpDaddySweetPants Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 (edited) [color:#698]Seems like ms. Levine has signed on to promote Hooters. Who would have thought? I guess you gotta use what you got to get what you want. Hot look though...now brng me my chicken wings! Edited July 3, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 ...that was her Halloween costume last year, very tongue-in-cheek. Too bad she can't fill-out the shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpDaddySweetPants Posted July 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 ...that was her Halloween costume last year, very tongue-in-cheek. Too bad she can't fill-out the shirt.You know too much. Great she can laugh at it though.Either way...gets me my wings dammittt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I'd plow her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 you're marrying avril lavigne, LR?well done sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 (edited) you're marrying avril lavigne, LR?well done sirWhat a minute Davey Boy are you implying that Avril is one of those sexy pop tarts that swears she won't have sex until she's married. I hope not. Dude I can't handle a Canadian Britney scenario. the so hot yet so untoucable yet so already touched and stokin' the media all the way to the top...UgggggBesides Avril "just cause you give up don't mean you a slut"!. I think it's more the hooters outfit that's fostering that notion. Edited July 4, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Listen. I am three degrees removed from Avril. A friend from Napanee's brother used to bang her in the back of his Camaro (classy). The chaste thing is purely PR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not to bandy semantics, but wouldn't it be equally fair to say that she used to bang him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 (edited) I knew the chastity thing was pure PR. I think we all know there are only 2 things to do in a Northern Ontario town as a teen. 1. Fuck 2. Get Fucked up. I think it is safe to say Avril is doing both. P.S. Your buddy is a star! strokin' the Lavine all sexy and mean..Grrrrrrrrr. Good news is once she's fully morphed into her Gucci/Prada wearing runway diva self, your buddy can crawl out of the woodwork and write a steamy tell all novel of how he used to bang Avril in his Camero (could it really have been any other car ?...well maybe a monte carlo...). I mean c'mon this novel writes itself. Seem like pure poetry. I bet that dude from Sum 41 is wodering what's up now. I think like the military and gays, with Avril's past it's best "don't ask dont' tell"...hahaha Hey Davey Boy I think I found a pocture of your buddy and his Camaro/Avril's rollin stabbin' cabin....? Edited July 4, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 i wish i knew someone with a Camero, but alas that's Lowroller's buddy.what the hell is that on that guy's head? looks like some sort of varmint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Here's a pic of Avril when she used to bang buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Apologies Davey Boy, it was Low rollerz buddy.i'm still sailing through my morning lyesrgic acid fog from the night past.....Thank the lord my office has no dress code and high walls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Here's a pic of Avril when she used to bang buddy. hahahaha... ,,,and now dude from Sum41 is hitchin' up to Low Rollers buddy's sloppy seconds....although I've been know to endluge in the occasional sloppy joe so....and I'm gonna stop right there. Man this is makin' my day. (it don't take much people..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 everyone walks around your office naked? or you're just not wearing a dress?and anyway back to the original argument, what 'chaste thing' isn't PR on some sort of level anyway?!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Yeah right now, I've got a camo tank top, army pants and a grizzled three day growth rockin', so I look a little thuggish for the office enviroment. But that's how I do.you are also right any celibacy/no pre-martial sex situation that is made so public is pure PR bullshit to win over the mortal majority and sell more magazies and copys of thier album at Walmart where those people shop. Here are some obvious no-sex/vitginity bullshit cases:1. Brintey "fuckin'" Speers (we all know justin was hittin' it the Mickewy Mouse club, c'mon!)2. Avril Levigne (as it appears given Low Rollers inside scoop)3. Morissey (for years this pale faced morose whiner bragged on about how he didn't need sex and wasn't having it. Whatever dude maybe the lack of groobe in all Morissey realted music is directly adherant to booty he wasn't gettin'!.)4. Brandy (Before she got kncoked up she was all psuedo gosple and "no one gets the prize before marriage.) Now she's had kids and had it all made into a TV reality show. So much better than premartial sex. more as I think of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 this should go in the 'Who fucking cares' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Obviously, AD needs to start partaking in lsd on Monday nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 this should go in the 'Who fucking cares' thread. I think there should be a whole "who fuckin' cares forum". I agree this type of fodder needs it's proper place. I table the motion...anyone to carry? By the way do you think Avril rents out the ad space on her booty? Seems the Much Music Video Awards are advertising there. I'd like price quotes I think it would be a very effective way of getting a message across. I thought htis type of on skin advertising was reseved for vegas boxers on TV, but Avril is stepping up her promo game huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 THe MMVA's where her pants fell down during her performance was priceless!! The best thing was that it was live so they couldn't edit it out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Funk Dawg Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 flaunt it if you got it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpDaddySweetPants Posted July 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 AWWWWW yeah bitches! Mo' hot Avril hooters shots! Sexxy...but I say again bring me my damn wings and make 'em greasy fo' this pimp! Avril if this music and model thang don't work I gots some work fo' ya....holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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