Hux Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 The road is a wicked ride. It's taken some of the greats, Janis, Jimi, Keith Richards....wait...no.... We rolled into TO yesterday, and after an hour in the press tent, we retired to the VIP area, where I had the priveledge of meeting Barbie, an assistant to our promoter, well, what happened next could only happen on a Hux tour.....inviting me to follow, Barbie led me out of the press tent, and into the Hilton, where we are staying. We arrived on our floor and Barbie led me to a room with an Asian theme - the walls were painted black and two large red fans made for a striking atmosphere. Once I was comfortable on the bed, Barbie began to massage my calves with surprising and gratifying strength, working out the knots in my legs and then giving little teasing tickles to my upper thighs. The rush of blood through my body was unstoppable. As she stroked my well-defined biceps, her breathing became noticeably heavier. She leaned in to whisper something in my ear, and as she did so, I felt her already hard nipple brush against my skin. 'You have a very nice body,' she murmured, her warm breath caressing my neck. I turned so that I could see her more clearly, and was rewarded with a close-up view of the body and face that had earlier enchanted me. She was wearing nothing but a tiny, white mini-dress, so transparent that even in the low light I was able to clearly see the curve of her small, high breasts as well as being able to make out the shade of darkness nestled between her legs. Thinking about the treasures hidden in that darkness, I let out a low moan. Stay tuned for Hux's Road Diary Part II.....next up, Hamilton - city of perverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 I guess you must have opened with KC Moan last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 Bad form. I always found it prudent to leave all the steamy road sex out of the nerologs. Mmmm, steamy nerologs. You guys got a whole floor at the Hilton, right? Right?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Dr. Huxtable: As she stroked my well-defined biceps, her breathing became noticeably heavier. She leaned in to whisper something in my ear, and as she did so, I felt her already hard nipple brush against my skin. 'You have a very nice body,' .......She was wearing nothing but a tiny, white mini-dress, so transparent that even in the low light I was able to clearly see the curve of her small, high breasts as well as being able to make out the shade of darkness nestled between her legs. Thinking about the treasures hidden in that darkness, I let out a low moan.. GOLD! Can't wait for part 2!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pootie Tang Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 We need photos man!... PHOTOS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frescolopez Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 Give this man the prize! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 19, 2003 Report Share Posted July 19, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted July 19, 2003 Report Share Posted July 19, 2003 I think you're lyin about there being a press tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted July 19, 2003 Report Share Posted July 19, 2003 who made you a vip? if you can be one i for sure can be one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 19, 2003 Report Share Posted July 19, 2003 ah, wait until ya see the hamilton hilton sambolina from slovakia is our rep hope you're into rubber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted July 19, 2003 Report Share Posted July 19, 2003 part two...... ha ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted July 19, 2003 Report Share Posted July 19, 2003 that was priceless so is that book cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted July 20, 2003 Report Share Posted July 20, 2003 Toronto treated us damn good. The Sloth would have been proud of me, I don't think I've ever stayed in bed until 6:00pm before, but after Thursday night's show at Reilly's and the after-party in the suite I was done diddily done. I woke up just in time to head to Hamilton on Friday. Many thanks to everyone that came out to the show and to those who came back to the suite. Mule Mamma, I hope to see you again soon, it's rare to find someone that I can talk to non-stop for four hours. You're one cool babe. Thanks also to Uncle Seth for sharing their stage with us and being so well organized. God knows Huxies don't think while on vacation. Also, big thanks to Dr. Hux and Barbie for piping down after I asked them to for the thirteenth time. I saw and heard things that my 12 porn channels wouldn't dare show. I may never eat sausage or use chop sticks again. Good times, can't wait to do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuleMomma Posted July 20, 2003 Report Share Posted July 20, 2003 Sweet Ms. Hux - thanks to you and Dr. Hux for your kind hospitality - wish I could've come out again last night, but the work thing prevailed - yuck. I'm sure I'll see you somewhere down the road real soon, and we can continue that marathon gabfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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