Guest Low Roller Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 1st ever Canadiens vs. Nordiques matchOctober 13th, 1979 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Goaltender.Controversy.You heard it here first. Caption this picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Caption this picture... H: I wish I played in Ottawa P: Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Caption this picture... H: I wish I played in Ottawa P: Me too Hahaha ... i think that was supposed to be in purple; [color:purple]H: I wish I played in Ottawa P: Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Goaltender.Controversy.You heard it here first. Caption this picture... Price: "Did you hear Corvo scored 3 against the Sens today" Halak: "I sure did" Price: "Congrats on the shutout last night" Halak: "Thanks buddy" Price: "Lets go get drunk and then head to Chez Paris" Halak: "Sweeeeet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULTIMATE WARRIOR Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 P: You know, the goal of the game here in North America is to let in as many pucks as possible, not to stop them. H: Reelly? P: Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Goaltender.Controversy.You heard it here first. Caption this picture... Price: "Did you hear Corvo scored 3 against the Sens today" Halak: "I sure did" Price: "Congrats on the shutout last night" Halak: "Thanks buddy" Price: "Lets go get drunk and then head to Chez Paris" Halak: "Sweeeeet" That's Chez Paré, get yer peeler bars right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 MONTREAL - Jaroslav Halak is getting another start for the Montreal Canadiens. He's coming off a shutout win over the New York Islanders and will be in goal Tuesday when the St. Louis Blues visit the Bell Centre. Halak has given up only two goals in two starts since he was recalled from AHL Hamilton on Feb. 26, when Montreal traded veteran Cristobal Huet to Washington. He's served as Carey Price's backup since then but earned another start after making 30 saves in the win over the Islanders. "He deserves to play again," said coach Guy Carbonneau. "He played a really good game after a tough time. He was impatient to play." The 22-year-old was 10-6-0 last season when he was called up late in the year. [color:red]He is now a perfect 8-0 in career starts at the Bell Centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 H: Do you think the parade will come down my street? P: Since when do you live in Centretown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Price: Did you hear the crowd chanting my name the other night? Halak: Did you hear them chanting mine? Together: Coooooooooool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Hahhahaa, I love it when the Four Habs Fans do a faux-imitation of Halak. Look at me! Look at me! No goal behind my ass becase I heve talant. My teemates play like sheet. Stupide mistakes all the game and if I not there they loose the game like a defecting Cuban pitcher looses he family.OK now Mantreal you say Jaro, Jaro you so good and incredible and great, please please play in the net again for next game becase we want more matches no goals. Thees is what I say to coaches for three facking years in city of masturbation Hemilton. I make good plays, put me in the goal in Mentreal, I’m a pro. “No Jaro, you knit sweaters for teem, or No, Jaro, play Mantreal with Ea Sports, same thingâ€. Fak you you stupide coaches you make me go crazy so long. Now big ugly Cari have game of shit against the Senators. Ohhh I’m sooo scared! The Senators are so good and I am so small, like clitoris of woman mosquito. That what Cari say before game, little baby idiot. He play trembling all game and Mentreal make so big poop for 3 periods. Now coach come to me after Poopopalooza against the Senators and he say “Jaro, get ready for Saturdayâ€. I tell him, I know fat guy from Superbad on SNL, I tape it for sure! He meen no, I play game on Saturday. Me? Play? Fak you coach Carboner! How many mankeys it takes to screw light bulb? It take six mankeys to screw light bulb. OK, so now I have to be ready because now, oh we HAVE to win, game is SO important that after watching movie Jesus of Nazareth 17 facking time, I can play one stupid faking game in Mantreal, where I never make a shit game before. And from beginning, team play like autistic larva and if me not there we have maybe 18 goals against us in first period. Cari stupid jerk play PSP on bench and not look at me play like King Jaro once! I see Kepten Saku play Sudoku and ask Lapierre for to help him. Stupid Lapierre? He don’t know to count!! New York Islands mach better teem than Mantreal shit. More talant and better sweter and big colors. They play without 32 of their regular players. I recognize some players from porno theater in Prague. They not even hackey players but they play so better than Mantreal. Fans scream my name Halak Halak Halak!! You crazy stupid fans, why you wait so long time to make love to me. Why we not make love in Hemilton. It only 2 hours in car. Nooo!!! We snob fans from Mantreal, we not care about farm team in Hemilton. We not like goats and chickens and cows. Now you love to me. You are like girls. Jaro who? What?, when I ask you for blowjob in bar, but now I win a game a make no goal match, now it’s OH Jaro! You so big! Please follow me to bathroom!!! Stupid fans. You only love me if I win. You not love me for me, like my family, who come to bathroom with me no metter what. Now coach Boner tell me today, Hey Jaro, can you do this again like Saturday? Coach Carbonnies he so stupid, he look like hooker from Bratislava kiss him with that sore on his lip. He get that from “Happy Finish†in hotel in Anaheim. I tell this teem for soooo long, make me play. No! Jaro! Cristobal’s is too good, he croshed like Parisian pastry if we make him sit. No Jaro! Cari is too good, he is like young Skywalker. We have to a grow his talant. No! Jaro! That man has no legs, he great goalie because he have determination to fight. Now you all see I am special goalie and you put red carpet in front of me. OK, red carpet for anthem. So what? Meantreal! Listen me!!!!Now I have power! I play when I want to play! I decide my games forever!!!! Fak you stupid Kepten, go play your Sakudoku. …can I play tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Yup. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Haha... that was great... a problem I wish the Sens could have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Too many good lines in there to quote. I want to get a Halak Jersey now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Lucky thing that we don't play in the Western Conference... We're being dominated at home by one of their worst teams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Tits > Grabs was a wicked goal. Watch for it.Unfortuanate result but points well taken. I shat a few times realizing MTL wasnt on the power play.Halak saved it all in overtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 That was a great goal. Little Tits and Higgins were probably the best players on the ice last night for Montreal. Kovalev hogged the puck a little too much to my liking, but I figure that he knows what he is doing.At times I thought that the Habs would pull it off, other times I was worried that the Blues were going to walk away with this one.I missed OT and the SO because my stream crapped out.I'll take the point because we don't deserve it. Thank God we don't play any more Western Conf teams. Nothing but good 'ol 4 point games from here on out.Two against Boston, two against Toronto, two against Ottawa, and two against Buffalo. The playoffs start Saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I would love to see the Habs face the Bruins in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I would love to see the Habs face the Bruins in the first round. Ahhhh ... memories Those would ALWAYS be intense series in the past. I'm sure it'd live up to expectations still. Always despised the Bruins. The only thing good about the Boston Gahden was getting to see the Dead in there a bunch of times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I don't think it would live up to expectations this year, the Habs have completely owned the Bruins, sitting at 6-0 with 2 games left to play in the season series.And actually, the only teams Les Brahs would want to avoid in the first round (based on head-to-head records this year) are Ottawa and NYR. They've fared well against the rest of the East playoff contenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 An Ottawa/Montreal series would be epic, even if the wrong team might win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I am just gald that for once in years we have a team that feels they deserve to be in the playoffs won't need to fight until the last day to see if they get in.Once there it is a whole new show and I will be very excited to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Porn for you goalies: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 I read it for the articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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