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Kanada Kev

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Came across this via a news search today. UNBELIEVABLE! This is disturbing on many levels.

First of all, here is this wanker of a performer named Donnie. He is a "reformed" homosexual and chooses to write this song "God Hates Fags". His website will warn you that Phish and another blacklist of bands will make you gay!!!!

On his website he lists all the bands that will make you, or your kids, gay. I just don't get this shit!! He also refers to Oscar Wilde as a reformed homosexual!!!!

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

"Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain."

--Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

So What is This About?

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

* The Spores

* Scissor Sisters

* Rufus Wainwright

* Merzbau

* Ravi Shankar

* Wilco

* Bjork

* Tech N9ne

* Ghostface Killah

* Bobby Conn

* Morton Subotnik

* Cole Porter

* Eagles of Death Metal

* Polyphonic Spree

* The Faint

* Interpol

* Tegan and Sara

* Erasure

* Le Tigre

* The Gossip

* The Doors

* Phish

* Queen

* The Strokes

* Sufjan Stevens

* Morrissey

* The Pet Shop Boys

* Metallica

* Judas Priest

* The Village People

* The Secret Handshake

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

AAARRRGGGHHH ... this is horrible :(

Here's some more about this jerk from another site:

— Tue, Jan 23, 2007 —

Christian Rocker Makes Hating Fags X...

X = Offensively Hilarious or Hilariously Offensive...

There's so much to say about what you're about to see that we don't even know where to begin. So, we'll start at the beginning: the video came from two readers.

One reader described it as "appalling" and promised that we would be "insulted". Another reader - in fact, our old friend Joe from The Cup of Joe, presented it thus: "For those of you who haven't seen the joy that is this video".

Now, those are obviously opposing statements, but let's just say both reviews hold water.

Here are some things to keep in mind while viewing:

1. The video associates itself with a record company called Love God's Way. We headed over for a gander and were surprised to find a quote from Oscar Wilde:

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain.

Wilde's then quoted as a "reformed homosexual". As if that's not bad enough, they've got a list of "gay bands" to "watch out for". It includes blatantly queer musicians such as Rufus Wainwright and Scissor Sisters, but also includes The Doors, The Strokes and Phish...

2. A man named Donnie Davies sings the song. Davies is apparently a big deal, because the site has a special video message from him. We don't be to judge (oh, yes we do), but he sounds like a total faggot. View for yourself.

3. The track features such as absurd lyrics as: "Lord help them hear me and make clear my voice, cause being is gay is nothing but a choice! God hates a fag..." Oh, don't worry, it gets better: "Read the Bible, you'll be sure to enter heaven, there's no back door/righteous man, get on your knees, there lies no virtue in sodomy." There's only one word for that: genius. No wonder Joe wondered whether it's all a joke. Sort of makes those Westboro Baptist jams seem a bit childish, no?

Anyway, here's the video. Prepare to have your life changed forever...

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Do it please....any press is good you know?

fuck that, we should invent a band called the New Riders.

I'll write some tunes that will go in the opposite way to that one and convince that idiot to stop denying himself the love he wants.

Will leave this evening in search of tiny keyboards to construct the first smash hit of the New Riders.

Deeps

PS you're singing.

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wow, what a video...I never knew God was filled with so much hate. Well, I guess that would explain all the death and macabre that has always surrounded Christianity. huh, who knew. If I was gay I would be converted right now...what a loser if he was serious. Are we sure he's serious though?

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Do it please....any press is good you know?

fuck that, we should invent a band called the New Riders.

I'll write some tunes that will go in the opposite way to that one and convince that idiot to stop denying himself the love he wants.

Will leave this evening in search of tiny keyboards to construct the first smash hit of the New Riders.

Deeps

PS you're singing.

First single: "Not That There's Anything Wrong With It".

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Do it please....any press is good you know?

fuck that, we should invent a band called the New Riders.

I'll write some tunes that will go in the opposite way to that one and convince that idiot to stop denying himself the love he wants.

Will leave this evening in search of tiny keyboards to construct the first smash hit of the New Riders.

Deeps

PS you're singing.

I will volunteer to play guitar in the New Riders.

I have a tune already called "It only hurts a little the first time" and another called "No one wants a tear down there".

Whens the first practice Deeps?

Apparently New Rider's song already has merch. Way to go...and be on the ball(s)

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A Lyrical start.

Think shitty musical with even shittier dancing.

And NewRider runnin the show.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

V1

I hold you there and you ask to compare

Seems clear there's something you want to share

It's there that Father John told us never of to speak

It's privately mine and where I take a leak

V2

It's a little different...Some say queer

I loves ya, like a bull loves a steer

Just nature in reverse, His blessing now cursed

For this I've never rehearsed, my that is a lovely purse

Chorus

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I think you've confused the bunt for the bat

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I see you purring but I don't see your cat

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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