Schwa. Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 barbara striesand walks into a bar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 she says ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Trogdor says hey Patrick Ewing, why the long face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Late one evening, the day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first."We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?""When we pulled her up," said the policeman, "she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her.""What?" a confused Mr Rhodes exclaimed. "So, what's the great news?"As he smiled and smacked his lips, the officer replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 An egg and bacon are frying in a pan and the egg turns to the bacon and says, "Holy shit, it's hot in here!" and the bacon turns to the egg and says, "Holy shit, a talking egg!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world"."Why is that?" said the other tramp."Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days.""Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?""Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."this one is so disturbing.......its definately my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Hey Celine Dion...Why so off pitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Caps Lock yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kanada Kev Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Paul McCartney was being interviewed the other day about his break up.when asked if he would ever go down on one knee again he replied "i prefer if you called her Heather" Love it! There are some great ones in this thread. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 delete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 What does coffee and clapton have in common?......[color:gray]They both suck without cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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