zero Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Never go with a hippy to a second location-Jack Donaghy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Tracy: [regarding his ankle bracelet alcohol monitoring device] Maybe I’ll just compromise - go to the party, cut off my foot and drink all I want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Tracy Jr.: Donaghy, you need to get our father back to work.Jack: That's what I'm trying to do.Tracy Jr.: You wanna see what he packed me for lunch today? Mayonnaise and a pack of cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 This one is dedicated to zero.Jack: The closest I came to vomiting tonight was when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Jack: I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, but apparently that's some signal in Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Tracy: Heavy is the head that eats the crayons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Tim Conway: I just wandered around the building all night. I didn't run into another single living soul, except one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O'Brien, and why is she so sad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 man, I am avoiding reading your posts. I haven't had a chance to see this week's episode yet.I wish I could quote Jack Donaghy's attempt at french. That was quite a few episodes ago, but it was killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Another one for zero.(Tracy offers to make Jack a mix tape)Tracy: You like Phil Collins?Jack: I got two ears and a heart, don't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 niiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. Liz: MILF Island? Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules. Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute? Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. Liz: MILF Island? Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules. Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute? Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.BWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 New episode tonight.If you aren't watching this show, ya burnt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Tracey Jordan: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Liz (often): I want to go to there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyC Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I want to Tupac you.Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Yeah Basher, it's not that quote isnt overused by every chick who watches the show.Basher is a chick.Extrapolate'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Yeah Basher, it's not that quote isnt overused by every chick who watches the show.Please rephrase in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Yeah Basher' date=' it's not that quote isnt overused by every chick who watches the show.[/quote']Please rephrase in English. clever deflection, you chick you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Liz (often): I want to go to there. I guess this is something Tina Fey's daughter started saying and she found it hilarious (I think a Disney world commercial prompted it's first utterance)- she wanted to start using some of the stuff the daughter says which she finds hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 so this is a TV show or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 so this is a TV show or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherones90210 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I love Halo 2 so much I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.-Tracey Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I’ll let you know as soon as we have the results.Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it’s crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the ’60s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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