TheSloth Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Seriously though, what was his card for?Probably due to the faked epileptic style seizure that the average citizen would normally be hospitalized after but that's just a guess. Fortunately Drogba has mutant-esque healing powers, it's the only way he can so miraculously and consistently rise up, again and again after absorbing countless mortal injuries.long as he keeps scoring, we'll stay top.Worth a couple cards, i figure.That's the spirit..............cough, cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Yes, yes, we've done the diving thing already, Eduardo, put a new record on.All, I really got from yer answer was a guess, which aint really what I'm looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 The film suggests Sloth's 'guess' is rather accurate. Watching it live, I figured that was precisely why Drogba's yellow play got him the yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 All, I really got from yer answer was a guess, which aint really what I'm looking for.Sorry if a) my sarcasm was lost on you and b)jambands.ca isn't the source of all your yellowing carding answer needs. Yes, yes, we've done the diving thing already, Eduardo, put a new record on.I'm fairly certain you were one that had that record on repeat. For fucks sake, don't give if you can't take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Facking Evans, though, how he didnt get a card for that eludes me.He's a nasty little cunt, isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 All' date=' I really got from yer answer was a guess, which aint really what I'm looking for.[/quote'] Sorry if a) my sarcasm was lost on you and b)jambands.ca isn't the source of all your yellowing carding answer needs. Yes, yes, we've done the diving thing already, Eduardo, put a new record on. I'm fairly certain you were one that had that record on repeat. For fucks sake, don't give if you can't take. :content: Point taken. I haven't been able to find any explanation for his card, which was why I asked. Found a couple reports saying that when he was subbed off 10 mins later he was being examined for breathing difficulties, which could be a result of a set of cleats to the chest. Might've explained the on-field twitching too. I'd just like to hear a report, officially. Yer right, though, Sloth, it's tougher to take when it's yer own, I just really don't believe he was faking it. And, Ollie, yes he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Clearly Drogba and his supporters never read the following as a child: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 That book sucked.Plus, what would that kid look like after Evans booted him? Make a wolf look like Santa Claus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 God damn it Slippery, that was supposed to provoke you, not elicit some reasonable, thought out response......sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 :content: See you on the 29th, for Chelsea v Arsenal.Then, we'll see what's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 The good news is that gives the Gunners two weekends to learn how to play defence. Even Cesc has got a little sweat on his brow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Ought to be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Dirtiest player in the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 ::masterbates furiously:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyC Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 learn how to dive correctly fer fucks sakes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Taunting fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Ummm.....travesty alert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Already available at the online store...Spurs 9 Wigan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Bye-bye Liverpool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 ^ that could've been posted 3 weeks agoBitters on Sunday, look out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Hooray, Chelsea won the group.Plus, Utd lost to Besiktas.What a glorious day.Now, Chelsea v Arsenal on Sunday morning could be a real monster, but if Van Persie is hurt, the Filth could be in a bit of trouble.Still, Arsenal seem to play us tough, whenever it may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I'm preparing for the worse by partying all night long and then watching the match in an altered state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 I call 2-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Im afraid to predict it. So, I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'll go out on a limb and predict that at some point Drogba will roll around on the pitch like his appendix has exploded and then seconds later rise like a decent loaf of bread and run around whole bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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