Tooly Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 so my wife, the green clean queen, says that some white vinegar and lemon juice should break it down and make it easier to clean up. thats about the only thing white vinegar is good for, cleaning, not really meant for food consumptiongood luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I heard an "expert" the other day (I think it was the CBC) say that you can find out if you're hydrated enough by checking your urine. He said you are looking for how clear your pee is, the lighter the better.He mentioned that the standard is you should be able to read a newspaper through your urine. That has been bugging me ever since.That 'expert' was Dr. Oz from Oprah. Saw it on TV too. Made a fucker of a mess and pissed all over my newspaper....I think I'm doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 (edited) ....I think I'm you are doing it wrong.That's what she said. Edited May 7, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 White vinegar is also good in my world famous 4-bean salad.And it is good for cleaning - particularly windows - but the dreaded molasses is impervious to white vinegar's pungent charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 (I think it was the CBC) Mixing up CBC with Oprah? Dude you need some rest...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 They only time I've seen the Oprah show was when visiting my mom. I certainly didn't hear this on Oprah.I'm pretty sure I heard it on CBC Radio One. Fortunately I didn't read about it in a newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 White vinegar is also good in my world famous 4-bean salad.And it is good for cleaning - particularly windows - but the dreaded molasses is impervious to white vinegar's pungent charms.Didja try dumping your famous 4-bean salad on it? Or better yet, feeding that to Basher, have him give it a squat and burn it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Didja try dumping your famous 4-bean salad on it? Or better yet, feeding that to Basher, have him give it a squat and burn it off!Honestly, if there were a way to harness the power of his ass for good instead of oh-so-deadly evil, don't you think I would have done that years ago?I'm a resourceful woman, but still haven't been able to climb that methane-soaked mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 You guys are my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 You guys are my favourite.You're welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 well? did ya get the mess cleaned up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Dude - it's been there for weeks (or months) - I have no idea how to gauge when it occurred. I'm saving the cleaning for the weekend...will be trying the WD40 suggestion.Then again, as TG mentioned, we're being evicted (basically), so I might just put a doily on it.I think "put a doily on it" is going to be my answer for everything, from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 doilies. is there anything they can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Doilies will NOT protect one from STD's, though they can really spice up one's sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Doilies will NOT protect one from STD's, though they can really spice up one's sex life. Thanks for the new sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I often wonder of the impact of flatscreen tv's on the doily industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I often wonder of the impact of flatscreen tv's on the doily industry.Hell, I seldom have time for anything else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 If you stare at it long enough, while listening to the Who's "Tommy", you can see your entire future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 It's like Fractals for Grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 It's like Fractals for Grandma!Have you considered a marketing career in the doily industry? It's fresh thinking like this that is needed to bring intrigue back to the doily!Ooh! I've got it...cultural tie-ins..for example..."The Doily Mystique: An Erotic Novel" What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Doily Of A Madman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 "Harry Potter and the Doily of Fire" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Not sure if Doilies would make for good erotic fodder...Hey doesn't Basher have a macrame penis cozy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Dick Cozy = What I'll be calling condoms from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Wasn't Dick Cozy a tight end for the Ottawa Renegades back in the early 90s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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