Im going home Donny Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 just because this thread exists....any ideas how to get fish oil out of clothes. Our son dumped an entire bottle of it, which wound up in the laundry. At least 20 cycles later and attempts starting with super heady progressing to downright skull and cross bones toxic later...still fishy. uhhhg. Kids are so fucking cute sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Not sure if Doilies would make for good erotic fodder...You wouldn't say that if you'd seen Basher modelling his macrame penis cozy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Does he twirl it around like a Fokker F27 gearing up for takeoff?We need some RPMs or you're just making this whole thing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Actually, come to think of it, I ordered a knitted penis cozy from peipunk's wife several years ago...I never got it. I'll have to follow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Wasn't Dick Cozy a tight end for the Ottawa Renegades back in the early 90s?LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Imagine what would happen if you dipped your schlong in molasses before putting on a macrame Dick Cozy?Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I could send Abbey over. She'd lick that up until it was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I could send Abbey over. She'd lick that up until it was gone...hey i'm the single one...send her over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Serious folks...boiling water.You shouldn't have to make an excuse to fancy up your genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Serious folks...boiling water.You shouldn't have to make an excuse to fancy up your genitals.To each his own I guess. I wouldn't put my genitals anywhere near boiling water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 read somewhere hot saltwater on the molasses might help...probably anything hot would help then a scraper. as for vinegar--- white vinegar on fries is the best. malt sucks . good luck with your sticky situation. (sorry if the pun was used already just scanned). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Serious folks...boiling water.You shouldn't have to make an excuse to fancy up your genitals.To each his own I guess. I wouldn't put my genitals anywhere near boiling water.For some reason I thought I'd clarify those are not connected and find Ms. funnypants beat me to it.Certainly keep boiling water away from your genitals, folks...re: vinegar, white vinegar for the most part is not food. PC's 'the natural' white vinegar is the closest thing to a fit-for-consumption white vinegar.Dancingbear: thanks for the support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 I had no idea my molassescentric thread would: a) divert so amusingly provide so many potential cleansing solutions c) make me think that folks here shouldn't be left alone with molasses and/or doilies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 We ended up not moving (yet) so I'm actually going to try to move the fridge and attempt to eradicate the molasses-slick, using each & every solution offered herein, if necessary.The re-read of this thread was highly amusing.I'm still awaiting my "Booche's Magic Urine" sampler in the mail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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