Go Habs Go - Fan Forum 10/11

[MrBigTime]

Let's close the door on 2009-10 and move onto 2010-11 season... no need fishing through 30-35 pages to dig up Low Roller errant rants, whether they are racially motivated or not

[badams]

Good idea. I was thinking of doing this Sept 1 but it slipped my mind.

[Guest Low Roller]

Should I maybe just summarize some of the classic rants here, for easier access in future put downs?

[Booche]

Hockey is my religion, the Canadiens are my god.

[MrBigTime]

Should I maybe just summarize some of the classic rants here, for easier access in future put downs?

My top 2 errant LR rants from 09-10:

#2 - "the looters aren't fans" incident (as close as we'll get to a Rodney King like story on jambands)

#1 - His recollection of fond memories of heading to the cottage at 11pm on October 30th and listening to his dad curse down Vincent Riendeau

[Guest Low Roller]

Good times.

[Guest Low Roller]

Mario Tremblay continues to be an idiot- He called Louis Leblanc a future captain of the Canadiens on his radio show on Radio-Canada. Way to put even more pressure on this poor kid.

[Booche]

At least he didnt say he would be the next captain because that might be locked up:

According to a report in La Presse, Brian Gionta will be named the 28th captain of the Canadiens.

[Guest Low Roller]

Gionta makes the most sense. You can't give the C to a player on the last year of his contract, so Markov, Gorges, and Gill were out. The other possibility was Mike Cammalleri, but I think that the team would rather let him focus on his jedi skills before the game rather than giving interviews.

[Guest Low Roller]

It begins......

INJURY REPORT

- Andrei Markov, one more month (knee)

- Roman Hamrlik, 2-3 weeks (knee)

[Booche]

It sure does begin.

Same thing happens with every team.

[Whitey]

There have been many references to Price and the white stuff. I am out of the loop. Please tell.

[Northern Wish]

Apparently Carey loves his powder of the coca variety and also has a penchant for young ladies who didn't make the cut for Jersey Shore.

Is there any supporting evidence to back this up?

[Booche]

[Guest Low Roller]

Uhmmmm.... I think I know the guy on the far right. Dave-O back me up here, is that CJ?

[dave-O]

Nope, pretty sure it's not him.

[Guest Low Roller]

Pretty close though.

[dave-O]

Damned close.

[MrBigTime]

BRAVO!

A picture while they were down south during the postseason after year 1 in Montreal...

coke = NIL

1 Chick in a picture

Hype machine at work!

[Guest Low Roller]

I never realized how short D'Agostini actually was. He's tiny!

[Booche]

BRAVO!

A picture while they were down south during the postseason after year 1 in Montreal...

coke = NIL

1 Chick in a picture

Hype machine at work!

Everyone knows that only a raging coke induced stupor causes someone to put three lit smokes in their mouth at the same time.

"A picture while they were down south"

Ding ding ding ding ding. Where do you think coke comes from?

Edited September 17, 2010 by Guest
he's so high you can actually see him sniffling in that picture

[Guest Low Roller]

Price has three smokes in his mouth. One smoke is tobacco, one is "coco puffs" (coke and pot), and the third is straight crystal meth.

This practice is known as "looping", derived from L.U.P.E. or Lighting Up Practically Everything.

Price has a problem. Clearly.

[MattyC]

Is that Mats Sundin on the right?

and this is totally an opium blaster.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

look at his pupils and check out the sweats he's got going on

[TheSloth]

For me the Carey thing is just something I like to keep going after the snowstorm that was the Ottawa Sens a few years back. God Bless his coke habit, whoring and poor goaltending skills, easily my favorite Hab.