Ms.Huxtable Posted February 24, 2003 Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 If you had the power to hypnotize one person you know for one day, who would you choose and what would you have them do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 24, 2003 Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 George W. Bush -> Long walk, short pier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 24, 2003 Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 Bill Gates --> 1,219,927,856 shares of MSFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted February 24, 2003 Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 You guys went big....jees I was just thinkin' of whom I would make a fool of...but now hmmm.. I would get Phish to autograph my paintings and sell them on their site..........no no something to do with world peace..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 Well I would hypnotize my boss for a raise, and Fridays off. I would hypnotize nero and have them sign contracts to play at least one gig a month in Ottawa. I would hypnotize BradM to copy and share all those shows! I would hypnotize my mother and have her smoke a joint a day for the rest of her life. Maybe open her mind up to happiness a bit. I would hypnotize Dr. Hux to shave his head of every precious, luscious strand of hair so that I may be the pretty one in the band. While hypnotized I may as well have him cry like a baby every time someone mentions Bobby. (Did someone already do this?) JOKING! JOKING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted February 24, 2003 Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 I'd hypnotize Ms. Hux and make her do my laundry along with hers tonight. That's not too much to ask, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 I would probably hypnotize myself into thinking that I'm fully refreshed and rested, and ready to party for another two weeks without repose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Well, I am cheating a bit. I dont know this dude, and I just read this on the PT message board. I would hypnotize him, to help him get his memory back...................... I just got released from prison from an incident that occured on 2/16 phish in vegas. As some of you may know, i was just released from rehab 1 and half weeks prior to the vegas shows. I have been clean from marijuana and drinking for the last 4 weeks. My new policy was so consume drugs that i could only take orally (stuff in pill form), things like acid and shrooms. I went to the 2/15 show and tripped my balls off, needless to say i had a great time. The llama openor was off the hook. Then on 2/16 i ate a little too much acid. I admit i went a little crazy, the cops arrested me in the lot. The officer asked what i had on me, i told him what i had, 1 visine bottle and and a bag of shrooms. In reality the visine bottle was full of acid, but i did not let the cop know that. The cop examined both items, and asked me to put the visine in my eyes. I put a drop in each eye and he booked me only for the shrooms. When i got to county, the acid hits from the eyes kicked in and i blanked out. I don't remember the first 2 days of the jail experience, all i know is that when i awoke from my slumber i was missing my shoes and my shirt was tucked in ( i always leave it untucked). Anyways i was released from jail on friday (the judge dismissed the case because apparently there was some tampering of evidence) and I got home yesterday. My question to the phish community is, can acid damage your eyes? my vision seems to be ok, but when i try to read i get sorta this eye strain. is this common? any help is greatly appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Theoretical question: How many people would take an acid hit to the EYE if asked to do so by a cop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Fug yeah! You have a vial of acid, and the cop is checking to see (in his mind anyways), your reaction to his question/suggestion. Safer to do that than do 20 years, I tells ya what. I would eat a fugging sheet, and do 20 years in my mind before I would go behind bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Now we all know who I would hypnotize. Watch your self......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Ethically, I don't think I could hypnotize someone without expressed consent. (A few of you know that my life would be much better if I could. But, well, umm, yeah.) Consider it an extension of Leary's Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reba Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 back to the visine/acid dude......so i asked my dad what the outcome to his eyes would be.....and he laughed. that shocked me. he laughed and said it should do nothing to his eyes....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey d Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 i would hypnotize the pope and get him to publicly disregard the churchs belief in jesus. just for a rise. nothing personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 id take 2 drops for the team acid is still manslaughter in some states if you have enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 I would hypnotize my pal Brian (hamilton) and make him eat some of his fries *before* tucking into his burger, instead of eating the entire burger and then moving on to the fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reba Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 that really bugs you doesn't it? i've seen you complain about it before on the board....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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