bokonon

You are *so* out of the loop, that's old news!

Congrats Newrider! Have you got your lunch packed and your clothes picked out? Don't want to be late on your first day!

I learn something new every day.

I can relate anything to sex. It's a gift.

I'm just wondering what your brains were doing in your nose in the first place. How did they get in there?

Dude, that would rip me in half! I'm more of a zuchinni girl.

ass-some!

I've had radishes in stews and borscht before, but you gotta cut 'em up real small like and only use a bit.

Dear Work 2, Your raging alcoholic girlfriend flipped out on me the other night and made an ass of herself in front of a bar full of people. It was fun telling her off and then walking out the door. I didn't really need this job anyway, I'm just going to work more hours at the dealership to sell more cars.....and I'll be making more money than you. Maybe if I get bored of working in cars I'll open up a bar. I will put it across the street from yours and actually make a nice place for people to drink in the neighbourhood. Cheers!

I was working at Timmy Ho's and everyone called in "sick". I slept at work on the donut mix bags because I couldn't get home between shifts.

I'd give you a router if I had an extra one.

I'm incredibly disappointed that you did not cite your references.

Education is what you have left after you've forgotten everything you learned in school.

Smurphy Band? Dude, you change your band name more often than you change your pants!

This looks frickin' awesome and I'm totally in for it. But I am confused about something. In Michael Garrick's blurb it says he is frequently at the Original Motorcycle Company. Is this in reference to 355 King St. W?

Edit to add: I need a hug! (Brantford/Paris)

I need a hug, does anyone know where I can get one cheaply? I'm not hooking anything up with this hug, I'm just affectionate.

are you kidding me! parsnips are my absolute FAVOURITE vegetable I could eat those suckers 3 times a day, 7 days a week mmmmmmmmm....parsnips Who wants to bet that starhead's house smells farty?

I now know what I want for my birthday.

I finished job one a couple hours ago and start job 2 in an hour and a half. Happy New Year's all you jerks who don't have to work!

I'm working. Poopsicles.

That is the epitome of a banana hammock.

Now you just need a new Ford to plug it in to.

I sleep naked

Christmas miracles are happening for Skancs all over!