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In about an hour I get to drive one of these out to the rez for a delivery, I'm pretty excited, I love driving sexy trucks!

Yes, yes it does.

I like your attitude! Can I drive?

327 000 miles on this one, drove it from Daytona to Montreal to Toronto to Brantford to Collingwood to Montreal...... never had a problem with it. Hauled two big ass Harleys in the back the whole way, too. Ran wonderfully. Here's some other Fords I've known and loved: This is what I'm driving now and it's fuckin' wonderful!

CJ is a barrel of frickin' monkeys!

That would make them 'bakes', not 'fries'.

1.Person you don't know but you have the inescapable feeling you would really get along with when very,very drunk. 1. A tie...between Booche and Calamity Jane(allison) 2.Gr8Ful (bokonon) 3. 4. 5.

I used to have a Volvo 740 GLE and I loved that thing. Wasn't too great in the snow, but it had almost half a million kilometres on it and ran pretty good still. I like my Explorer better though.

Man. that sucks. Poor guy has to have ass surgery on his birthday! I wonder what kind of song that would inspire.

Your friends must be a whole lot druggier than me to accept that tripe!

Just so you's know, the Probe and Escort are not in production and there is no Mercury in Canada. Ford also has interests in Volvo and has adopted the Volvo safety cage in Ford vehicles. And, I work at Ford because I love the product, I don't love the product because I work there. I had offers from VW and Nissan, but I believe in the value of Fords waaaaay more than those alternatives.

I would have challenged you on that word. Is that a real word?

hahaha! No kidding about the 4x4. This is my first winter having that feature and I would never want to go back to two wheel drive. I didn't know blizzards+vehicles=fun!

well, I just bought a Mazda B4000 4X4 which is made by Ford, so I guess so.. Although Ford owns Mazda, they are not quite identical. There are a lot of things in the frames (for trucks), bodies and engines that differentiate them. How do you like your Mazda?

Where in Dover is Lightening Jack's? Is it that little bar with the patio on the pier side of the building?

FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations!! Your photos look like the type of pics that come with the frame, those are so beautiful they don't look real!

I like John Mayer a lot. I saw him at the ACC last spring, it was fantastic.

Surprise!!! It wasn't lewd!

Race ya! P.S. Yes it is eco-friendly. It's the 5.4L FFV (flex-fuel) engine. And with variable cam timing (intake and exhaust) you can really stretch the fuel while having a fun and incredibly practical vehicle. F150's have the highest payload and towing capacity in their class due to the world's best frame and suspension. Have you driven a Ford lately?

Drive one of these! Chapped lips just got waaaay worse.

I also find that Mapquest is not always that great. The street I lived on in Waterford doesn't exist according to them. I have done a lot of acid in my past, so they might be right. Oh yeah, CAA rocks. Especially when a man in coveralls is always just a phone call away.......GRHLGRHLGRLGH, coveralls........

It's so cold out right now I've got two sets of chapped lips!

Nothing like a little honesty!

Dear Work 1, Thanks for being a cool place to go every day. I like my flexible schedule, the other people that work here and my stereo on wheels you give me to drive. Oh, and thanks for paying my car insurance and maintenance. Also, thanks for the feedback to let me know that I'm doing well considering the time of year, the dollar and that I'm new, it's appreciated. Dear Work 2, Thanks for being a fun place to go every night. I like that I work by myself, can listen to whatever music I like, wear what I want and tell unruly drunks who piss me off to go fuck themselves. I really like that you encourage that last behaviour. And thanks for upping the beer order so I don't run out of everything on Tuesdays, it's easier to keep people at the bar when you have the drink they want. Dear Collective Work, Thanks for aiding me in enacting my evil plan to take over the world of car sales. I figure I'll get people drunk, they will smash up their cars and come to me to buy new ones with the insurance money. Cheers! -Lexi