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and once again the vibes came through! I have interview number two on Thursday the 7th at Toronto Hyundai......anybody want a car?

I applied for a job in Toronto and am waiting anxiously to hear back after my interview. At this time I would like to submit my request for the famous and effective skank vibes!

In...bringing 2 CTMF virgins...so be sure to show them a good time...not hard, I know...PEACE

Let's sacrifice them!

check this out http://www.skype.com/

Skype is a little program for making free calls over the internet to anyone else who also has Skype.

All calls from Skype to landlines and mobiles within the US and Canada are also free till the end of the year.

It’s free and easy to download and use, and works with most computers.

I stumbled upon this hilarious adaptation of the classic Laurel and Hardy sketch

Who's On First for the Next Generation

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Popo Weenie, your last few posts seem really jittery and incoherent. If you want to sleep, stop shooting heroin before bed.

ANIMAL.......FUCK YEAH!

Hey CJ, i'm missing you lots! i'm bringing my obnoxious sense of humour to frontier town!

FUCK YEAH!

hey chameleon, does a ball out performance mean youll be naked? I sure hope not...I mean I like ya...but not in that way

i disagree wholeheartedly!!

besides, then we'll know if it's cold and should go get sweaters on.

Wait a second here, i think you're all missing the highlight of this thread......

JARED has a JOB in an OFFICE???!?!?!??!?!?!

What the fuck!

I'm totally kidding hun, I know about your job, i'm just teasing!

See you this weekend!!

V for Vendetta totally kicks ass, also, if you get the double disc collectors edition the features disc has a hidden Natalie Portman rap video sketch from Saturday Night Live that is hilarious!

Sample lyrics:

Chorus of men: Watcha wanna do Natalie?

Natalie Portman: I wanna drink and fight!

Chorus of men: Watcha wanna do Natalie?

Natalie Portman: I wanna fuck all night!

yep, i think i've found my idol!

and she's a hot bald chick in the movie!

Tickets number one and two are hanging on fridge....FUCK YEAH!!!

and i think Chameleon Project should do Friday night in the Saloon! That's the best way I could think to kick off the weekend!

That was so cool! And that guy sure likes his khakis!

awesome! thanks for the offer, but my school says i need word and all that jazz. But it's most appreciated anyways!

Bradm, you totally kick ass!

Two Doors Down

Market Street, Downtown Browntown

Tonight (Friday August 18)

No cover

FUCK YEAH!

Yes, yes, we're all going to smoke to our health!

And I'm going to drink to sobriety tonight at the Jomomma show!

I found this websit( http://www.click-soft.com/ )that offers incredibly cheap unlicensed software. Does anyone know if this sort of thing is reliable and am I really getting the full version of the programs this way? I'm not too concerned about the legality of the software, I just want to make sure it is what I need so I don't waste my thirty bucks and then have to go out and get the expensive and licensed program anyway.

Or else does anyone have access to a copy of Dreamweaver and Microsoft Office Pro?

Who are you people? Why do you keep talking to me?

Wait a second, what was I saying again?

I think it's obvious that you need more pot, for your health of course.

FUCK YEAH!

((((((((((good vibes)))))))))))

I went hiking today and got attacked by seven foot stinging nettles and burdock!

How could any business afford to give a twenty-five percent discount to a large portion of customers and still remain viable? It seems like the church is simply getting the rippers shut down via lack of profit due to forcing them to reduce prices.

tee hee!

We all know you have no dick, don't kid yourself!

Happy birhtday! i drank jager and tequia today in your honor. It had nothing to do with the fact that i'm a lush. It was all for you.