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  1. Because of this fucked up weather an alarming number of tornados sweeps through Ontario. Right wing Christian evangelicals decide to be opportunistic about the state of the environment and use the tornados to distribute their message. Leaflets are thrown in to the eye of every storm proselytizing the way of "the light". Since it's summer time all the hippies are outside and keep seeing these letters come from the sky. Churches pop up all over the place. The congregations must be held outside becuase of the overwhelming cloud of patchouli and reefer.

  2. In much older societies it was considered attractive to be fat because it was a sign of being wealthy. Now being stick thin is considered attractive according to popular media. Is this because this is a sign that one can afford plastic surgery and a heroin habit?

  3. So I finally got my G2 in the mail (nine years later than normal people, but better late than never) and it came with an organ donor card. Personally I feel this is a social function that is so simple yet so overlooked. I just wanted to remind people to carry their donor card. Hey, if you're not going to use it, why not let someone who can? ;)

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  4. I remember the first time I met Mark, at the Loft in Times Square in Waterloo. Then I remember the first time someone told me that there was a high-school teacher in their late thirties (at the time) that went to all the shows and was very responsible and a family man. It took me a year to put that description to Mark! You are the coolest "normal" i've ever met. I'd wish you a happy birthday but i think it's inevitable that your day is going to be awesome.

  5. i love dancing and rarely do i go to a show and not dance. I have to be pretty mellow to not dance. My only pet peeve is when I don't have enough space. Objects bother me more than people, but I detest people in my bubble. If the room is packed my bubble shrinks, but i prefer it when i've got room to groove.

  6. It can't be that hard' date=' have you ever met a drummer? [/quote']

    I resent that.

    Ahhh, Ed, I'm kidding!! You're one of the coolest people I know. I couldn't resist a drummer joke. They're more addictive than heroin!

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