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Schwa.

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  1. i'll catch another fest, hell there are hundreds of'em! Whatd'ya say we hit up All Good Fest in West VA next year Davies? I've wanted to hit that one up for awhile now.
  2. happy birthday ya cool chick!
  3. Ha! figured as much, it came via work email.
  4. trigger is an sweet tune!
  5. You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
  6. Schwa.

    Bennyd's back

    Fuck it, let's bring back Cheesehead while we're at it!!
  7. Schwa.

    Bennyd's back

    Bring back puddles!
  8. nobody seems to want them now. i still have about 3 or 4 sitting idle. i remember everybody and their dog clambering for Oink invites but no love for the ST for some reason.
  9. he is one.....a boilermaker that is.
  10. there are a few good Kinks tunes on the Darjeeling Limited Soundtrack
  11. i don't know how that would happen....you probably let it sit too long before activating it.
  12. Now that's politically incorrect.
  13. Awe, cheer up Hal. Maybe it's your job?
  14. What they said. Keep your head up buddy
  15. can we get a slip forum please!?!
  16. He's missin' Scratch Bastid!!!
  17. Tom Cruise will be teleporting himself to this event because he knows he is the only one that can help.
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