Kazoo! Perfect! Wanna start a band?
Schwa - n. 1. The symbol (É™) used to represent an unstressed neutral vowel and, in some systems of phonetic transcription, a stressed mid-central vowel, as in but.
call it "Schwa and the Unstressed"
or "Schwad" or "BUTT" any of this grabbing your Kazoo?
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ps I'm sitll going to the show