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Isn't Burke 108 years old?

About the biggest pair you've ever seen Dingleberry! I'm digging it all right now. HEY!!! that's one of my nicknames....

Man I love titties...I can live without beer...there's plenty of rye in this world!

from the Urban Dictionary... The breasts of a male or female, can also be called: APPLES BALCONY BALLOONS BANGERS BAZONGAS BAZOOMS BEAN BAGS BIG BROWN EYES BON-BONS BOOBIES BOOBS BOTTLES BOULDERS BULLETS BUMPERS BUSTERS BUTTERBAGS CANTELOUPES GAZONGAS GLANDS GLOBES GRAPEFRUITS GUAVAS HANDFUL HAND-WARMERS HEADERS HEADUGHTS HILLS HONKERS HOOTERS HOWITZERS JABOOS JIBS JUGS JUMBOS KAZONGAS KNOBS KNOCKERS LACTOIDS LOAVES LOBLOLLIES LOVE BUBBLES LOVE MUFFINS LULUS LUNGS MAMMETS MAMS MANGOES MEATBALLS MEAT LOAVES MELONS MILK CANS MILK SHOP MOUNDS MOUNT OF ULIES MOUNTAINS MUFFINS MULLIGANS MURPHIES NANCIES NATURE'S FONTS NIBLETS NINNIES NIPPERS NODULES NOOGIES NUBBIES NUTS ORANGES ORBS OTTOMANS PAIR PALOOKAS PAPAYAS PAPS PEACHES PEAKS PEARS PECTS PEEPERS PILLOWS PIPS POKERS PONTOONS POTATOES PUMPKINS PUMPS RIB CUSHIONS ROUNDIES SANDBAGS SCONES SCOOPS SET SHAKERS SHIMMIES SKIN SACKS SNUGGLE PUPS SPHERES SPUDS STACKS STUFFING SWEATER MEAT SWEET ROLLS SWINGERS TAMALES TETONS TIDBITS TITS TITTERS TI=IES TOMATOES TOOTERS TORPEDOES TWANGERS TWIN PEAKS TWOFERS UMLAUTS UPPER DECK WALDOS WARHEADS WARTS WATERMELONS WHOPPERS WOBBLERS WONGAS YABBOS YAMS ZEPPELINS Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!

Titties And Beer Lyrics » Frank Zappa It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the aide of me I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . . 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin' weird up here So I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . " But there was no reply 'Cause she was gone . . . "Where's those titties I like so well, 'n' my godam beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . . He's about this big, . . He had a red suit on An' a widow's peak An' then a pointed tail 'N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, "You sonofabifch!" 'Cause I was mad at him. Well he just got out the floss 'N started cleanin' his fang So I shot him with my shooter. Said: BANG BANG BANG The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . . You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?" YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!" WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?" EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?" SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'. 'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE STUFF THAT YOU DO? "I can't complain when the checks come through . . '' WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR! "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here, . '' YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE, THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . . GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY- SQUEEZIN' TIME! "You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . . I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . . Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . . 'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . . "WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO? (improvised dialog) "No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ... I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's Magic Ink!" And then the Devil puked 'N out jumped m'girl They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN' All around the world, she said: "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS, AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS!" And then she gave us the finger, It was rigid 'n stiff, That's when the Devil, he farted An' she went right over the cliff The Devil was mad took off to my pad I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? etc. repeat

SKRATCH BASTID!!! Not surprised it got cancelled.

ZING!

and Sundin gets 5.5 mill/1 year....no trade clause.

An interesting read.

Yep. AWESOME AND CHEAP!!! that is all.

HDMI, HDCP, HD-WTF!!! I got a 27" JVC tube TV that's probably close to 15 years old! Can I help?

thank god I lost interest in this show season 4

BINGO!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I love a good ole steamed ballpark frank every once in a while!

BTW...I nearly cried....

So....I think that's it FOREVER!!! Wonder what the fuck happened to Cory and Trevor?

I burned my forehead on Sunday.

Chris Pronger then, being the dumbass he is, lifted the cup over his head, only to have the cup and his arms mangled in the chopper's rotating blades....

Looking back now at that setlist, it was a pretty darn good show....I would have liked a different encore though.

ACOUSTIC: Birthday Boy Chocolate Town Tried & True Mutilated Lips ELECTRIC: Nan Take me Away The Grobe Evenif you don't Waving my dick Spinal Bananas The Party Buckingham Albino Final Alarm Tooter Gabrielle Johhny/spot Zoloft Put the hammer down Tender situation Mollusk Fiesta Ocean Man Dr. Rock U fucked up E: Finger R.J Jew

Happy Birthday MAN! You've been a great addition to the 'Wa.

I just got a thing in the mail from bell, where they won't charge you to move, normally I think it's 55 bones... When you change to primus they may charge a connection fee, we just moved and got charged.

7ish?

Anybody see the Alfie/Niedermayer handshake? I think there was an apology there followed by a "don't worry about it"