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Lazlo

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  1. I can't remember what my first post was but I'm sure it was stupid.
  2. Well, that makes the fourth year in a row we missed midnight. Keep up the good work kids.
  3. It appears as though I've failed in my holy crusade.
  4. Fuck! It's still New Years day? I was hoping my hangover would take me well into the 2nd and I could avoid any further holiday cheeriness and good wishes. Time to start over.
  5. In...and I'll supply the tunes for the car ride.
  6. Someone told me you had a virus, I just assumed it was venereal.
  7. I piss on all your happy holidays.
  8. So depressed. How much Windex do I need to drink before I go blind?
  9. Lazlo

    Caucasian

    I'm an octoroon man myself.
  10. Ridiculous! Absolutely fuckin' ridiculous! Happy 40th. 10 more years and you'll be Ted, but creepier.
  11. Lazlo

    Row Paisley Row

    I didn't call you retard.
  12. I don't know who's hosting it but it's at your place.
  13. Actually, I was thinking of staying home and crying.
  14. Lazlo

    I am so sad

    You make it sound like a fuckin' amusement park ride. Insensitive prick!
  15. Lazlo

    I am so sad

    Kaya touched me too. All along my taint, the under side of my balls, all around my brown eye and between the tits. No one could clean an under carriage like that dog could. No one accept for Cully that is. That reminds me. Alexis, you should flip your mattress.
  16. Lazlo

    Its here

    Am I on that list? Please tell me I'm on the list.
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