Lazlo

Sorry to disappoint but the topic of this thread makes me terribly uncomfortable. Girls, yuck.

No

I hate you. And you're gay.

Yes, and autographs are $10.

I guess you could call it that.

Didn't you give the gift I gave you to Schwa or something? Fuck you Babsy.

Wear a rain coat or you'll understand.

Tasers will only make me angry, hence horny.

What about devious fish?

I'll be at the Hamilton show, so everybody get your restraining orders updated.

I was 2 rows behind you and about 5 seats to your left throwing ice cubes in your general direction.

I partied once with Axl Rose in the early 90s and got nothing but the clap and a premature, crack addicted, retard for my troubles. Actually, that's not true. He did pay for my sex change.

I have just one piece of advice for you Deeps, actually two. First and foremost, acquire some talent. I don't care how. Get some lessons, sell your soul to the devil or start rubbing lamps. I don't care which. Secondly, duct tape a hose to the tailpipe of that shitty, white van you have and stick the other end in your mouth. Don't forget to breathe.

This just in. The Chameleon's spellchecker was found this evening with it's head in the oven.

I prefer to spray my load into some Tupperware for storage purposes. I never remember which sock I used anyway.

I've never seen anything so offensive.

My suggestion would be to burn all the artificial Christmas trees and get high from the fumes. Especially those tacky white ones.

And I thought I was going to catch shit for being nice.

I'm looking at something big and they're not eyes.

Now I'm depressed. You're my idol dude. The only thing I've ever aspired to be. I guess it's time to dismantle my dima shrine. But first I'll touch myself.

[color:purple]Congratulations

My mistake was a typo. I can only imagine you were trying to type phonetically with your boyfriends balls in your mouth.

Perhaps your a little confused sonny. The term is "cut off", you know, that thing that would happen at a bar if you had to much to drink. But then again you'd have to be of age to know that. "Caught off" is what happens to you on a Friday night while you wait for the girls not to call and your mother walks in. Hope that clarifies things a bit for you.