Lazlo

Don't vote for the NDP, they want to eat your children!

Oh, no, it's true! As someone who spends a lot of time talking to NDP folk, I assure you, those family-hating faggots really would eat your children given the chance. With relish! (the appetite, not the condiment ... but possibly the condiment as well).

I'm joining the NDP.

What's wrong? Won't he put out.

What controls should government put in place to ensure there are no families structured so as not to produce any more Lazlos?

Aloha,

Brad

Guillotines, but really small ones.

That looks like a fat assed woman with mud on her snatch sliding down a mountain with a ghost dancing on her titties.

What's the question?

I was shooting myself actually.

I don't fight girls, so when your balls are ready to drop let me know.

STRYCHNINE

BANG!

I wish I had a hand gun right now.

You could also exchange actual Chinese people. I'll give you three Shanghai-ians for a Beijing-ite. What say you?

How many Mongolians do you want for that little sweet and sour wonton on your arm? I have Cambodians, excuse me, Kampucheans and Laotians. It's like the buffet at the Mandarin over here.

Fortune cookies, chopsticks, a corner store, fish heads etc.

Kinky

Not my area of expertise when it comes to viruses.

Turn it into a brothel/music venue and get the acts laid insted of paid.

that's not funny you asshole.

I knew I'd hear it from you on that one.

I did it mainly for my mothers' sake, who you can thank later for smacking me in the back of the head.

Already started.

This should be tiltled the Mark David Chapman appreciation thread.

What's the deal here? Does your baby turn into a dog under a full moon? Please don't let my opening of this thread be in vain.

You obviously don't have a finely tuned gaydar or you would understand. Mine can be set to either attract or repulse, it all depends on what my magic eight ball has to say.

man i love the space mangler jams, wish i could hit this shit

What's your excuse this time?

What constitutes binge drinking? What kind of break do you need between 'binges' to differentiate one's self from a raging drunk?

Either way, I've been blessed with C.R.A.F.T. since the age of 10. I am constantly shocked with what little I can remember of my life. I doubt booze helps but I can't blow it all off on self-abuse.

I've actually lost entire weeks - while sober. Its a sad state of affairs.

Binge drinking is generally defined as drinking with the sole purpose of getting drunk. Count me in.

As far as the memory thing goes, I can remember my childhood quite vividly but I'll be fucked by a duck if I can remember what I ate for breakfast.

My burps taste like beef shwarma but that was days ago. I think.

Yawn

She could use bigger boobies and she's developing a gunt.