Lazlo

oh dear god....please let my alzheimers rid me of that image!

Pictures PMed

Have you tried the reverse setting on the shop-vac so that it blows instead of sucks? If you can run it off a step-up transformer, or plug it into the 220V source that usually feeds a drier, so much the better.

Aloha,

Brad

Actually I'm kind of enjoying it. Reminds of wrapping elastics around my scrote and burning it with cigarettes.

Sweet! And I won't shave my chest so I can savour every last drop.

Should I bring a fork or a spoon?

No. Somehow my balls got in front of my rod, my sack bust open and now one ball is in the filter and the other is lodged mid-way down the hose between a clump of pubic hair and the marmot I sucked out of my ass. And they're both still attached. I've been scootin' around Hamilton for the last 2 months on a shop-vac.

Come On Eileen- Dexy's Midnight Runners

By the sounds of your response Lazlo, you are still out fo work. maybe you could be come a talentless muscian! Then you could really make the big bucks!!

You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

That's all I have to say right now.

How did I ever miss this? I haven't cried so much since you threw mud in my eye and pulled my hair the last time we were wrestling. Your words make me wet in the crotch. It's almost as though I can smell your sweet aroma everywhere. Nope, that's just the dirty gitch I stole from your hamper.

I love you, furry nipple cuddle buns.

Do people still get/give hickies these days? (it was the vacumm cleaner

In my case it was.

TLF Lazlo + Velvet TLA

I reckon I'll be going to this show...

If you do I'll wear a speedo.

But not as cool as me.

He gave them to me so I could lick off the chocolate sauce.

we decided the day after the darien lake show in 2000 that we'd be together....

What a sad, sad story. I always wanted to run away with the circus too.

Better let him out so he can breathe.

What happened to Prince Albert?

Oh yeah! Well I saw these guys back in 89.

Just one of the many low points in my miserable existence.

Shain's just trying to seem important, cut the little gimp some slack.

Emoticons don't bother me as much as custom pointers.

edit: Is the Sunday Mirror a reputable paper? Occurs to me this could be a hoax....

The mirror is about as reliable as the New York Post. They never quite get the details right.

I thought the exact same thing about that porn Leanne made.

Naked: Free!(Execept Lazlo)

Curses, foiled again.

I broke a rib one time from coughing out a huge yellow toke from my late 5 footer. Had to trash the bong after my buddies little brother filled his lungs with smoke, turned green, then filled the bong with his lunch.

Happy Birthday

who the hell stuck an encyclopedia up your ass?

That would've been me. I find them easier to read that way.