phishtaper

too funny! print just doesnt have the same "breaking news" impact as cnn. they shouldnt try.

#259 Songs about or with a tool in the title: 1. Yonder Mountain String Band - Big Spike Hammer 2. Queen - Hammer to Fall 3. Steve Martin - Maxwell's Silver Hammer 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

wow

:cool:

Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right.

42. Theme: Songs about birds. 1. Beatles - And Your Bird Can Sing 2. Genesis - Dodo 3. Rheostatics - Little Bird, Little Bird 4. The Eels - Birdgirl On A Cell Phone 5. Engelbert Humperdinck - Lesbian Seagull 6. Prince - When Doves Cry 7. Wings - Bluebird 8. Ween - Little Birdy 9. Leonard Cohen - Bird On The Wire 10. John Denver - I am an Eagle 11. Be Good Tanyas - The Littlest Birds 12. Bob Marley - Three Little Birds 258. Songs With Birds In The Title 1. It's A Beautiful Day - White Bird 2. Calexico - Woven Birds 3. The Grateful Dead - Bird Song 4. Neko Case - Maybe Sparrow 5. The Beatles - Blackbird 6. Steve Miller Band - Fly Like An Eagle 7. Phish - Birds of a Feather 8. Elton John - Skyline Pigeon 9. 10. 11. 12.

that trick knee's coming in handy, eh?

19th Nervous Breakdown in My Pants

hmmm, a novel eh? someone's making the rest of us look bad here.

not even for 100 BILLION Dollars?

... oh ... ok ... :blush:

257. Songs with Identical Titles 1. Bird Song - Grateful Dead / The Golden Dogs 2. Modern Love - David Bowie / Peter Gabriel

nice, but dont forget ... Fat Bottomed Girls in My Pants

nope, still dont get it ... and im gettin' a bit paranoid that both of these links start with posts from or about me ... :blush: or, do I have my settings wonked up?

i dont get it ...

nope ... 'schroooms

Painted it White and infuriated Mick. Keith didnt notice.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROOTS!!

i had lunch with some of my students yesterday and they told me that facebook has a feature actually called "stalking" whereby you can follow the postings and activities of someone, unbeknownst to them. creepy. why not just have a feature called "rape"? and fwiw, i dont think i want to touch schwa's hair.

too smart sometimes. for sure, herding is right. we like to play "poke the kitty" with our two cats, but her favourite "trick" is to let us know she's pissed that we've gone out for the evening. she grabs something from the trash, rips it up, and leaves it exactly in the middle of the kitchen floor. and she does it in the first five minutes after we leave and then heads off to bed. never any damage, but message received. we'd love to have a video camera to see what goes on in the house all day with them.

is daisy a doodle? great idea about playing during storm time. makes perfect sense, from a skinnerian point of view. this is our dog, Dylyn, a Lab X Border Collie. she doesnt like storms. but she does like sniffing ...

i have a friend who had one jack russell and figured the best way to calm her down was to get another one ... didnt work.

Like A Virgin In My Pants

George W. Bush

Dude Looks Like a Lady in My Pants