Hal Johnson

Hey Schwa, maybe Fista and I will see you at the Boathouse, at the Boathouse.

Has the fact that me and you guys have talked about this kinda stuff before been broughten up yet?

I dunno, hes just a asshole.

...on my ruff. I had to got o my rum.

Im gonna try it when I get home. Favorite album is prob Nico. The other two are great, but Nico is definately my favorite.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. The Toronto Maple Leafs and three seven year old girls. The Toronto Maple Leafs won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

Leaf Fan's Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Leaf Fan can shoot fricken lazor beams out of his fricken eyes.

If Leaf Fan wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

The Death Star in Star Wars is actually just a close up of DJmelbatoast's left testicle. The right one was used as a stunt double.

Allah regulary has tea and crumpets with Booche . Booche invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. Booche knows the last digit of pi.

The "Star Wars" saga was actually based on Alabama Man's weekend in Las Vegas.

In fine print at the back of The Guinness Book of World Records, it states, "All World Records are held to Del, and those listed in this book are the cloest anyone else has ever got."

Love does not hurt. Scwha. does.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Hal Johnson bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers. It is scientifically impossible for Hal Johnson to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Please hook me up Max.

327 - Six Degrees of Separation Connect your pick to the one above you in six steps or less, via sit-ins, guest appearances, shared bills, or any other reasonable connection. Map out the ongoing steps (for the whole theme) at the bottom. Let's see how far we can get (meaning let's not take the easy route and connect everyone to the Dead via covers they played). 1. Parliament - Mothership Connection 2. Fat Cats - Soldier's Home 3. Caution Jam - Too Sweet 4. Alvin & the Chipmunks - Time Warp 5. Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire 6. Rod Stewart - (I Know) I'm Losing You 7. Sweet 75 - La Vida 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Rod Stewert - Jeff Beck group - Yardbirds (Jimmy Page) - John Paul Jones - Foo Fighters - Krist Noveselic. **Simple, but I really just wanted to get a Sweet 75 song in here somehow.**

"Quite possibly the most overrated player in baseball because people say "gritty" and "scrappy" and "smart" when they really just mean "short." hahaha. Thats the guy's discription of David Eckstein.

Well what the crap is the point of this article?

Heres a list of some guys top FA's this year. The Jays should get Posada. Wait, no they shouldnt. Yes, yes they should. No, wait... http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/hotstove07/insider/columns/story?columnist=law_keith&id=3104954&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fmlb%2fhotstove07%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist%3dlaw_keith%26id%3d3104954

Wow, interesting to say the least. That coach is going to go absolutely loopy.

Should be a fun one tonight boys! Im in full fledge Habs fan mode today. And I dont even care how much it confuses Ollie or Booche!

That just looks wrong. I dont know why, it just does.

What's up man! Hey yo what's up! Yeah what's goin' on here. Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here. You know what I'm sayin'? Yo Snow, they came around here lookin' for you the other day. Word? Word! Bust it! [chorus] Informer, you no say Daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, A licky Boom Boom Down. Detective mon said Daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane, A licky Boom Boom Down. Informer, you no say Daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, A licky Boom Boom Down. Detective mon said Daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane, A licky Boom Boom Down. Police them come an' now they blow down me door, One him come crawl through, through my window, So then they put me in the back the car at the station, >From that point on me reach my destination, Â When the destination reached, it was the east detention, where them Whipped down me pants, looked up me bottom, so * Bigger they are they think they have more power, They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour, Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover, Lover who I'll be callin is the one TAMMY, an' me love her in me heart down to my belly, Yes me Daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly, As the one MC Shan an' the one Daddy Snow, Together we-a love'em as a Tor-Na-Do.[chorus] Listen for me, you better listen for me now. Listen for me, you better listen for me now. When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady, Yes sir, Daddy me Snow me are the article don. But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from, People them say you come from Jamaica, But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know, Pure black people mon that's all I mon know. Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show, Where me born in on the one Toronto, so [chorus] [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] Come with a nice young lady. Intelligent, Yes she's gentle an' irie. Everywhere me go, me never left her at all. Yes, its Daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon. Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a. You never know say Daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata. Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box. Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top, soI [chorus] Why would he? Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl, Police knock my door, Lick up my pal, Rough me up an' I can't do a thing Pick up my line, when my telephone ring. Take me to the station, Black up my hands. Trail me down, 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman, What I'm gonna do, I'm backed an' I'm trapped, Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap. They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer, But Shan won't turn Informer! [chorus]

[color:purple]Thanks Schwa, I was in the dark about that If I ever get those seats directly behind home plate for the Jays, Im bringing a banner.