Hal Johnson

Calamari is a solid fn player. He's not all that small either. With Gomez feeding him and Gionta picking up the garbage? Not a bad line...but maybe Im just thiniking playstation here...but no seriously, it's a good line. $7mil left to sign how many guys? They should spend it all on Tanguay and fill out the roster with rooks.

I think ESPN is on crack today and they are making up stories b/c they know no one reads their hockey page, except the odd Canadian. But ya, wow, sure thing Nik, good luck with that!

I guess they don't use purple at ESPN.

Aren't the Leafs looking for another back-up? How fitting would this guy be? ESPN:

Free Mandarin tomorrow if you can prove your a Canadian citizen, apparently. I imagine the crowds and line-ups will be pretty redonkulous though.

I agree Ollie. They are a bunch of lunatics, and are so over the top it makes you wonder if they are actually serious. From a distance they make me laugh, but I guess if you had direct contact with them they wouldn't be so funny. "God hates the world (And yuu know he hates you)" I'd say getting mad at these folks plays into their game more than anything else though.

Cheers buddy, happy birthday!!! Enjoy!

Granted. But most famous people don't come out and say "I shared a bed with many little boys". I have to believe him.

That would be an awesome trade. Except, Kessel is kind of injury prone....but still, he's f'n wicked, too much of an upside.

I'll bite. They played his interview from a few years ago on the Edge 102.1 this morning. The one where he talks about sleeping with children. The guy is a creep. His music shouldnt really make up for it.

ah ha, I just got that news from this thread.

Short bus material.

As if Tavares won't be the 1st pick.

Cock-Fighting.

That's awesome. What Sport is he from?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Aj_yQ9sOf.E8MXrjfIAmgg68vLYF?slug=aw-shaqlebron062509&prov=yhoo&type=lgns In case you guys don't ever read anything else on the internet (or watch tv, or listen to the radio)other than rich stadium

Have fun dinghy. I'd love to be able to meet up with ya, but things are kinda bonkers around here for me, what with the pending move and all coming up.

Or maybe he's going for something else: Kevin McGran, Toronto Star:

Cool, looks like the fam is taking me down to Dover today for father's day! Can you guys acouticise George Michael's "Father Figure" for me in such a short time? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0z2TWkwD6M

Didn't they launch a complaint against Obama for killing a fly during a TV interview the other day?

Post it!!

Dave-0, thank you (and great story btw), you reminded me of prolly my favorite Hal and DJ Melbatoast story. We went out to a bar to play an open mic set on his birthday. 5 years ago today, actually! We got so sloshed we: a) Cut our set short mid song because DJ had stopped playing and was staring at the wall Almost fought some White Supremasist types (outnumbered us - we made the right decision by not fighting, trust me) c) Spent some time in the hospital to treat DJ's concussion (long story, but didnt involve the KKK at least) d) Forgot our instruments (two guitars, Mando, and Conga) at the bar.

:thumbup: That is smurfing hilarious!