A Investment Banker walks in the door after a long day at the office. He has a wonderful meal with his wife and then proceeds to the bathroom to get cleaned up for bed. While stepping out of the shower his wife looks in and to her utter surprise he was a 1000 dollar bill tattoo'd on his cocked. "What The HELL is that!!!" She yelled to her husband. "Well Dear, I like the way my money feels in my hands, I also like to play with my money from time to time, and I always like watching my money grow, and next time you want to go out and blow 1000 dollars you can just stay home"