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Come on guys. Halak is starting. Where would they be without him this season? Soooooooo true. Tough spot for a new GM but it must be exhilarating if you are him. Hero or goat.

My team is falling apart at the worst possible time while DaveO's is flying. Fuckme. One week boys.

If you had Double D's it would be the perfect name. I dig it though, it's damn good. My favorite from this thread is Anne Grenade. I wish I came up with that one myself. That's why I love/hate Velvet so much. He does that shit to me all the time.

I'ld hit Jaro tonight. Gnomesayen?

Yeah, we got decent seats for CMAC as well. Somewhere around the 40th row, slighty to the right of center. Should make for some coolass lights. I cant wait to see the show and bitch about Trey afterwards!

Get a room and do it bday styles.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY JOINING A LEAGUE????? Holyshitballs. I thought you were looking for a name just for the hell of it. Can you put me on the guestlist? Thanks.

What's weird about that? Nothing to my eyes. That's the Phish Lawnttory for ya. You should be happy you got a couple of pav's.

Holyfuck, you're smart!

Furthur’s rhythm guitarist and one of its founding members, Bob Weir, has decided to resign from the band. His last show was on March 12th in San Francisco. Furthur is supportive of Bob’s choice and we wish him the very best. Weir said in a statement that he wants to spend time working with Little Kids Rock, his new joint venture with his sister, a childrens' book author. Big things are coming from him folks. Soon. Replacing Bob will be Rob Eaton, most recently of Dark Star Orchestra. Furthur will continue to bring you this music at its highest level. A few in the circle are actually saying “higher†since we have already begun working with Rob. Expect songs from the DSO library to make their appearance later this year. Suckmydick New Rider.

ESPN - In a surprise move, Brian Burke revealed in an interview with Scott Burnside from ESPN that he will be offering the maximun salary allowed under the current rules of the collective bargaining agreement for Anton Volchenkov. League sources have already indicated this is collusion and multiple general manager’s have filed complaints to the NHL's head office. When contacted, Bryan Murray offered "No comment but that blowhard never surprises me. Doesnt he already have enough defencemen?".

AP Sources: The Rolling Stones will announce later today the kick off of the Rolling Stones Own The World Tour on August 21st at London’s 02 stadium. With 35 dates coming in the U.S and Canada, the band will then tour Mexico, South America, the Far East and finally Europe in the summer of 2011. Also, during stops on the North American leg, the Rolling Stones will be adding a ‘special set’ which will consist almost entirely of Phish’s latest album, Joy. Phish are an American band hailing from Vermont. They performed Exile On Main Street during a Halloween concert last year and the Rolling Stones enjoyed their version so much they wanted to return the favor. Stay tuned for further details regarding which cities will feature the added set.

Evidently. Forget points, do you think Steve Downie displays "sportsmanship" as well as "gentlemanly conduct"? You get one 5 minute major for boarding or something similar and you can pretty much cancel out your chances on the Lady Byng. That's how I see it.

OMG. Fuck you POG and the Cam Ward train you rode in on. This game should have been out of reach in the first 20.

And next years 1st rounder. This was a rebuilding team at the time of the trade. It says one thing to me: Leafs just issued their third jersey:

Wait for it........... Phil Kessel

God bless you Whitey. You remind me of my personal Raiders fandom.

DaveO, didnt you pay attention to Low Roller? This is how the Leafs should rebuild. It's smart man. All these low round draft picks that they are securing will pay off in the end. Purple.

Anyone notice who scored the winner to knock the Leafs officially out of the playoffs last night? Nik Antropov. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. This stuff writes itself.

Boozinga. Hell, I'll could just quote TM. Heard this one a thousand times in my life:

64 seconds Bazinga.

This is what I know. You are going to give handjobs to all single ticket holders so you can stand in the back and talk while heading out for cigs every 27 minutes. That's greasy. Dont forget to ask for one BradM.

The rumoured Asomugha return makes me sick. None the less, the Raiders camp are strongly denying anything while stating they havent spoken to Philly once.