Schwa walks into a store and purchases the following:
1 issue of Felchers First
1 box of razor blades
2 balls of twine
Season 2 of Entourage on dvd
1 set of plastic gloves
1 stick of butter
12 grapes on a single vine
1 Hungry Man BaconGravy Coated Chicken meal
6 Zima’s
1 live turtle
1 tube of Preparation H
1 peach pie
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Schwa: You can tell that by what I bought????
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!