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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. Davey Boy 2.0
    good lad
  2. Davey Boy 2.0
    Is that how you figured out the whole oral sex thing?
  3. Davey Boy 2.0
    "yes" is always a better response than "sure"
  4. Davey Boy 2.0
    when you give your GF a ring with 5 diamonds and a ruby on valentine's day... it's an engagement ring. Especially if she wears it on her left ring finger (and despite her reasoning that "that's the only finger it fits on")
  5. Davey Boy 2.0
    pronouncing the phrase "sexually speaking", "thekthually thpeaking" isn't actually thekthy
  6. Davey Boy 2.0
    when getting up at 7:00am to watch soccer try to be quiet
  7. Davey Boy 2.0
    the words "I almost bought you flowers today"– no matter how cutesey the delivery– have the exact opposite effect of actually buying flowers
  8. Davey Boy 2.0
    can't get a date get a nurse
  9. Davey Boy 2.0
    sometimes she needs to drink @ 10:11am when she's in for a long hard day
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  11. Davey Boy 2.0
    a turkey baster isn't really a sex toy
  12. Davey Boy 2.0
    $20 and considering mavericks hasn't been pushing the show at all or making it easy to get tickets, it might not sell out (but that's just a guess on my part)
  13. Davey Boy 2.0
    a lighter is not an effective way to remove hair from a (plastic) brush
  14. Davey Boy 2.0
    when she tells you to never ever turn on the oven or stove past midnight on a saturday night understand that it's for the greater good and safety of all
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  16. Davey Boy 2.0
    Too bad KangaSchwa's face is obscured in that shot
  17. Davey Boy 2.0
    why do you think he was running so fast? damn, now I'm thirsty as a prehistoric marsupial
  18. Davey Boy 2.0
    "Ominously, 12 teams showed a negative operating income, including the Flyers (minus $1.8 million), and Boston Bruins (minus $3 million)" wow, that's surprising
  19. Davey Boy 2.0
    or post puke
  20. Davey Boy 2.0
    you've obviously never gotten roadhead from Schwa.
  21. Davey Boy 2.0
    it's not like the tree fell in the forest with no-one around to hear it that wascally wallaby can wun
  22. Davey Boy 2.0
    are you trying to say that you got tanked last night?
  23. Davey Boy 2.0
    Arsène's face just got more creviced after that one
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  25. Davey Boy 2.0
    holy 2 goals in injury time
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