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Davey Boy 2.0

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  1. Davey Boy 2.0
    I think the real victims here are those loyal patrons who are missing out on the boobs and the blond hair and who are no longer able to give her thousands of dollars each week
  2. Davey Boy 2.0
    who's up for some mob justice?!?
  3. Davey Boy 2.0
    does Batman wear a beard?
  4. Davey Boy 2.0
    RC: Sporting a stiffy tonight
  5. Davey Boy 2.0
    never mess with your woman's tupperware and you'll be fine
  6. Davey Boy 2.0
    We've got a verjaardag kalender, translation: birthday calendar. Very handy and most recommended, dig it (we don't have this particular one but you get the idea): you simply write in the person's name on their respective birthday and BOOM! tough to miss it
  7. Davey Boy 2.0
    don't wipe your nose on hoodies
  8. Davey Boy 2.0
    in Toller Cranston's bed!
  9. Davey Boy 2.0
    there is no tone of voice that can smooth the sharp cutting jaggedness of "Get me a beer, bitch" even if you are totally joking
  10. Davey Boy 2.0
    "I don't care" is not an appropriate resopnse to "Do you want rice or potato with supper?"
  11. Davey Boy 2.0
    wicked awesome
  12. Davey Boy 2.0
    no, this is:
  13. Davey Boy 2.0
    sage advice
  14. Davey Boy 2.0
    sounds like you're attracted to a certain type then, Mizz Hux
  15. Davey Boy 2.0
    that'swhatshesaid
  16. Davey Boy 2.0
    holding your index finger and thumb 3 inches apart and saying "Yup that's about 8 inches" is the opposite of the point you're trying to make
  17. Davey Boy 2.0
    sex is not a race to the finish line, despite everything your body's telling you, also chicks can almost always tell when you fake it
  18. Davey Boy 2.0
    ^ wasn't me
  19. Davey Boy 2.0
    also make sure you know their name before having sex with them
  20. Davey Boy 2.0
    don't rearrange the pots and pans or the utensil drawer without prior consent
  21. Davey Boy 2.0
    that's heavy on so many levels
  22. Davey Boy 2.0
    slightly off topic but if you run into an ex on a city bus don't see it as an opportunity to rub into her face the fact that you are now in a band, as the dignified exit is almost impossible
  23. Davey Boy 2.0
    Haha, that's it, I was thinking "How Sweet it Is" but knew that wasn't quite right
  24. Davey Boy 2.0
    if you decide it will be fun to run around the house with her panties on your head while twirling your john thomas around like a propeller, make sure the doors are locked and the curtains drawn
  25. Davey Boy 2.0
    If you're going to steal lyrics from a song and pass them off as your own in a birthday card, don't play that song for her later on down the road
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