Davey Boy 2.0

tight in the crotch [color:#cccccc]for people other than jaimoe

Zoinks

Barnsley striker and Canadian international Iain Hume who suffered a fractured skull last Saturday in an English League Championship 2-1 loss to Sheffield United has been moved out of the high dependency unity of a Manchester Hospital after weekend surgery. During the match, Hume was struck by an elbow from Sheffield United captain Chris Morgan. “I went to see Iain yesterday evening and he is conscious although he has not slept since the incident and he is not the most talkative,†Barnsley manager Simon Davey said on the club's website on Tuesday. “He is out of the high dependency unit now and they have moved him onto a hospital ward, which is good news, although he has tubes sticking out of his head. “The operation went well but he is very down and very angry. He has a scar that runs from his forehead in the shape of a horseshoe right round to his ear. He is black and blue, his head is swollen and he is a mess.†Hume, 25, was born in Edinburgh, Scotland and his hometown is Brampton, Ont. He has 27 senior caps for Canada and has scored two goals.

My Opa fought in Holland too' date=' he was a POW. He is 96 and still wont really talk about it...he has talk about moving here with his kids and the devastation following a war. Where did your grandparents settle in Canada? (I assume they moved to Canada?)[/quote'] St. Jean, QC

Englishman, Scotsman, and Schwa. are in a pub talking about their 15 year old daughters. Englishman says "things are really bad with my daughter. I went into her room the other day, found a half-drunk bottle of vodka! I didn't know she drank!" Scotsman says "that's nothing, things are worse with my daughter. I was in her room yesterday, found a half-empty packet of fags! I didn't even know she smoked!" Schwa says "you guys have it easy. I went into my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of condoms! I didn't even know she had a cock!"

A group of grade school kids, accompanied by their teacher Schwa. and another female teacher, went on a field trip to the race track to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with Schwa. Schwa was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told him that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, he went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. As he lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that he was staring, Schwa said, 'You must be in grade seven.' 'No, sir,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2:15.'

^ awesome

My grandparents on my mother's side lived in Holland during the war and my Opa would talk about the things they had to do to get by (tearing up railway tracks for fuel to burn) but didn't often mention the more grisly experiences. I guess we all have a very general feel for the depths to which humanity can plunge but when you see it first hand I would guess it's a profoundly different thing

nicely done

in Jersey anything's legal as long as you don't get caught

If south park hadn't already done a hippy bashing episode...

My Dad was a navigator in the RCAF but didn't fight in a war. I do however have an ancestor that fought on the Plains of Abraham. Any on your side? Here's to veterans. :thumbup:

nothing on the CBC site nor the CSA site about this but i've emailed both

or porkin

I heard ollie prefers bone-in when it comes to ham

Fack, get better Humey! Barnsley striker Iain Hume is understood to have been moved to a high dependency unit in hospital after being treated for a fractured skull. The Canadian was injured in Saturday's South Yorkshire derby against Sheffield United at Oakwell. His condition deteriorated on Sunday and he was taken in for surgery. The 25-year-old was hurt in a clash with Sheffield United skipper Chris Morgan as both challenged for a header in the first half. Morgan, who started his career at Barnsley, was booked for the incident by referee Andy D'Urso. The Blades went onto the game 2-1.

I think Laetitia Casta was in one of them

Schwa. and Hal are in the bathtub, Schwa. has a mischievous smile on his face. Hal: Where's the soap? Schwa.: Does, doesn't it?

Facking Leaf scum making noise during the moment of silence tonight. Nauseating

i thiiiiink they're all the same gun, just dismantled as you go down

those fucking belgians eh Dave?

fooking reet Arse!

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/AR_Orgs/No%20Kill%20Animal%20Shelters.htm http://www.yucatanliving.com/culture/dogs-in-mexico.htm http://www.sfanimalrescue.org/

sadly i think "bring them and have them put down" might be the most humane option