Davey Boy 2.0

I'm tellin Leslie!

whoa

i actually read something recently that because life expectancy has increased it's costing more (health) money to keep the frail living into their twilight years. i think we should give the coffin-dodgers free smokes and unlimited, heavily salted big macs to lighten the load on the top-end of the system.

i heard he has an abnormally large penis

fuck yeah Fulham

lesbian porn star fluffer

:thumbup:

Dinghbat: environmentalist of the year

I can't believe how dumb Canadians are

i take it you're having Fluffhead77 over for dinner, jaybone?

olives, love salty things [insert rude joke here] but can't get into them and coconut, hence why i'm not big on Thai dishes

I can't believe how dumb Canadians are

I thought it read "Kill everyone in sight, Dave"

someone go get velvet an emergency 6 pack

what'd you have for lunch then badams?

isn't that how you lost your virginity?

A Ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Auzzie "Can I talk to your dog?" Auzzie: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Pom" Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate? Dog: "Doin' all right" Auzzie: (Look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Auzzie) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes Me to the lake once a week to play" Auzzie: (Look of disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Auzzie: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think" Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Auzzie: (Absolutely dumfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Auzzie) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes Me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements" Auzzie: (Total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Auzzie: (In a panic) "The sheep's a f**kin liar"

i think it's spelled ignernt

the oddsmakers take a beating again

any chance you're hungover, given that food lineup badams?

fookin reet, Gers

just tell him that you told a public message board consisting of 1500+ members about his situation and I'm sure his bowels will be flushed out instantly

maybe, but i think Blane is out of the country