Davey Boy 2.0

i saw about 3 minutes of it but holy fack who was that guy trying to act like an alien rapper? his sunglasses that were lit up, horizontal lit up shit on his jacket, with two 'aliens' in behind him inside some sort of podlike structure? that was awful, he couldn't sing worth shite. actually it was [unintentionally] funny so i suppose i was entertained

rock on 'ersh- can't imagine how many great stories you'll have after that tour

seconded on the Best Western

rock on, happy birthday

if you lick your computer screen while she's spreading the butter on that toast you can taste the sexual tension between those two

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/nfl/02/07/superbowl.gunfire.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Husband and wife plan to go to a costume party. Unfortunately the wife doesn't feel too good before hand and instead decides not to attend, leaving the husband to go on his own, wearing his costume. After a quick nap and a headache pill the wife decides to attend, but in costume, secretly so she can see what her husband gets up to when she's not around. Upon entry she witnesses her husband having the time of his life. He's dancing, he's flirting, he's kissing. She decides to see how far he'll go with her and proceeds to grind up and down her husband's leg, he has a fondle, she whispers a proposal in his ear to go round back for a quicky. After their little bit of fun she dashes home and plans to double cross her husband. Gets out of the costume, back into bed and waits for her husband. "Good party dear?" she asks. "You know me, I can never have any fun when you're not around. I just played cards with the lads all night." He says sincerely. "Well you must've looked pretty stupid playing cards in your costume all night." she says with a smile. "Actually i gave the costume to my dad and apparently he had the time of his life."

::reconsiders plans to visit Brantford for summer vacation::

sounds like wwtdd.com is a *connaisseur* my guess- circumcised

is there any other kind of Brantford threesome?

i had a dream like that once except the pounding of butter came closer to the end of it

I blame jaimoe

I would have changed it to "It was like you were literally there, and you could feel the electricity" and probably would've mentioned space coke too of course

you were a better liar when you were on the sauce mon ami (that's a compliment)

Metallica sucks

I heard that Scotiabank Place is going to start selling Giants gear after doing a minimal amount of demographic research

that's like making a sundae without ice cream

so you don't shit out yer pisser

^ that's how i knocked up the old lady

Quitting crack is the hardest thing you'll ever do, Mike. Next time i see you i'm giving you a dollar. [good on Trey, he looks happy for a change]

congrats

suzy brennan then

we just added cheesballs and brie & fig numnums