Davey Boy 2.0

As the manager of Chelsea he heard far worse on the football terraces. But a schoolboy's taunts have finally pushed Jose Mourinho over the edge. The self-proclaimed 'Special One' flew into a rage when his 11-year-old daughter told him about playground jibes that he was not "the best", it has been revealed. He found the culprit, a 12-year-old schoolboy, and held him by the hair while he "pulled" his ears, the Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha reported. Mr Mourinho, 44, was then summoned before the headmistress and made to formally apologise to his tearful victim and his family. Shocked witnesses said the drama unfolded when the former Chelsea boss went to pick up his daughter Matilde from her £6,500-a-year bilingual school in Setubal, near Lisbon, yesterday afternoon. One told how he watched Mr Mourinho grab Pedro Antonio and hand out his unorthodox dressing-down, and said he was left "speechless". Isabel Simao, the headmistress of St Peter's School, said it had followed a row between the boy and Matilde Mourinho. She said: "From what I can gather it was just a typical children's row with children's words. She claimed her dad was the best but the boy said he wasn't. It was as simple as that." But Mrs Simao was forced to step in after seeing Mr Mourinho's furious reaction. "I saw Mr Mourinho grabbing the child's arm,' she said. "There was no physical assault in the literal sense of the term. Pedro cried a bit at first and seemed frightened but we calmed him down. "I asked him several times if Mr Mourinho had punched or kicked him and he denied it. But I knew that Mr Mourinho had also grabbed his hair, as the child has long hair. "He was upset about what happened, he is after all a 12-year-old boy, but he accepted the apology." Mrs Simao said she called Mr Mourinho and the boy's family to a meeting before the school board and said the world famous football manager presented a formal apology to the boy, his parents and the school.

stringyness

on average colonnade pizzas are 46% cheese

... by 38% of the people

for the record i also enjoy that ho-down hillbilly jam. more for a whisky-sissky day than a good old fashioned stay-up-for-19-hours concert buzz though

320: Epic instrumentals 1. Metallica - Orion 2. Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells 3. The Allman Brothers Band - Mountain Jam (sorry Hal) 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

one woman's cheese is another man's velveeta subjectively the music may or may not appeal, objectively the musicians have or don't have chops, technical ability, tone and everything that musicians learn, hone and polish

subjective/objective

Songs by guys with high whiney voices 1. Janes Addiction - Summertime Rolls 2. Canned Heat - Goin' Up The Country 3. Jacko - Billie Jean

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maybe you can meet Schwa. at BK he might even buy you dinner first

Dimitar- Frozen but sliced

paisley for prime minister!

some of my best friends are stoned

svelt

Being overweight boosts the risk of dying from diabetes and kidney disease but not cancer or heart disease, and carrying some extra pounds actually appears to protect against a host of other causes of death, federal researchers reported yesterday. Dirty cheeseburgers for lunch again

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Rock on Tasha, happy birthday

perhaps you met in an elevator

oho, thanks mon ami- i was going to record it en francais...

i think it's obvious who's high maintenance in that relationship

I heard that FbN and Paisley schnoogled in that auburn hills hotub

anonymous sex

Rooney's girlfriend gives Giggs the finger