get a frozen icepack - cover it in saran wrap and set it on the molasses spill. In 5 mins it will harden a bit and you can use a scraper of sorts to get the worst of it off. Then you can spray what's left with a cleaner/degreaser and let it sit for 5 min, wipe it off and there ya go! ...wait a minute...yer leaving your place right? fuckit! put a doily on it.