rubberdinghy Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 Haven`t seen on in a while...I`ll start it off...7pm and work is draggin...help me out! Once upon a time in a far away place there was a little boy...He lived with his mother and father and little sister...The little boy was extremely addicted to potatos, especially French Fried but would eat them whenever he could get his hands on them. One night he was about to sit down for dinner and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 and much to little boy "Bobby's" surprise there was no one at the table - no mommy, no daddy and no little sister. One plate for Bobby with one potatoe....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 As Bobby sat there gazing at the wonder that is THE apple of the earth, he couldn't help but notice a faint, machine-like humming coming from the wine cellar. Although his father had always instructed him not to go into the cellar, Bobby suddenly felt waves of pleasure fload his head as he thought about the wonderous elixers that the old man had fermented over the years. Grasping the door handle, he slowly pulled it open..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 .. the stench of cat urine hit Bobby like a cold bucket of.... urine...apparently his fathers delights wasn't the only material fermenting down there. He turned and gasped for a last breath of air before continuing his descent. The mechanical noises grew louder as Bobby reached the bottom of the stairs, he cautiously turned into the basment to see a metallic chamber in the centre of the room; vibrating ferociously. "what could this be??" he said to himself.. from behind him a voice whispered... "why don't you let me show you, Bobby...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 It appeared to be the Potatoe Minister of Ontario. What on earth could he be doing here? Fred (the potatoe minister), was working the controls on a large washing machine looking type of thing. "I Bet your wondering what this is Bobby! Well, it's the machine of your dreams, it's an auto potatoe cleaner, french fry cutting, potatoe storage system..." All boby's family then jumped out from behind things yelling "Surprise". After all it was Bobby's ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddak Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 ..hallucination brought about by the fermented cat urine that had accosted him before. When Bobby finally cleared his head and got up off of the floor he again heard the humming sound. He could tell that it was coming from behind a door far towards the back of the dimly lit basement. Cautiously Bobby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 ... opened the large, heavy wooden door, only to find himself standing face to face with (gasp!) The Cell Phone of Doom!!! The Cell Phone of Doom was large and hummed in a menacing tone, hooked up as it was to it's large, plastic charger. Bobby, quaking with fear, considered his options. Should he turn it on and dial his friend, Timmy, or back away slowly? After all, where was the rest of his family? After careful deliberation, Bobby decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 dial. It took both of Bobby's little hands to press the numbers. He dialed "5" then "9" then "7"..... Suddenly the room filled with spirals of coloured lights, the air grew thin and Bobby felt his body being pulled into the cell phone. He spun feavorishly through the tunnel of light until finally, in a sudden moment, it all ended and he felt himself hit the ground. After he caught his breath, he opened his eyes to find... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 ...his family!!! To his left, his parents were standing in glass tubes with wires attaching the tubes to a giant potato. Bobby assumed that the potato was providing his parents nutrients. He was sad to see his parents trapped like this, but what he saw next was almost too much for the boy. On his right were hundreds, maybe thousands of exact copies of his parents standing on an assembly line. As he was trying to make heads or tells of the situation, he heard a clunking sound behind him. He quickly turned around and saw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 ....he came to, just as the final moments of Jerry's solo in Wharf Rat were reaching a climax, he stepped to the front of the stage, starting waving and pointing like a lunatic, and proceeded to rip into the guitar intro of "Around and Around" to gasps and NOOOO's from the audience...but suddenly, his gaze set up on a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 ...overhead plane flying low over the smelly wookie crowd. A sign was flying from the back, a banner that Weir struggled to read (being dyslexic and all)..... "...Kikkoman Sauce Man has Bobby and the Potatoes..... send money now to avoid these people becoming a side-dish..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 11, 2002 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 A large cry came from the audience, "SPPPPOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!" Out of the dark someone appeared, who could it be? none other than.... (aside: lets see who gets this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 "Egads my little furry friend, it looks as if those parents of yours are about to be turned into the mush that is other-wize known as a french frie. Fear not, I will save your fermenting friends!" The Tick stood up and slowly made his way towards Bobby's parents, when suddenly....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 .....they exploded. Those parents were set to go off the second that someone approached them. But where are Bobby's real family? The Tick turned to his trusty sidekick and grabbed his..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 12, 2002 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 ...something...it was so dark again he could not tell what it was...he moved in closer, to his amazement he saw that it was some kind of triangular shape..."I am so scared" whispered little bobby as he moved in closer, taking little baby steps...What could this objest be, was it the answer he was looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 "SAUCE!!!" boomed Kikkoman Sauce Man deafeningly. Then a ray of sauce burst forth from his chest and hit Bobby square in the face. As Bobby fell under its hypnotic spell he struggled to stay aware. The strange imposing figure gathered him up and placed him in yet another tube against the wall. He watched lethargically(dreaming of saucy pototoes) as Kikkoman Sauce Man ascended the stairs until he heard the family cat Whiskers meow desperately, and then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 12, 2002 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 ...ball sack...I need my trusty tennis ball gun...This should take care of Kikkoman Sauce man, but wait....would the tennis balls take care of this problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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