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i live in the lot

i make my money off kids

heady spaghetti

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phish is no more

doing string cheese tour

i sell danker nugs

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So spun I throw up.

Sorry, brah, to dose your girl

With heady vomit.

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all wooks make me sick

why can't they just take a bath?

It's fu©king called soap!

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See my natty dread

I'm spun in my little head

I'm wook (got it brah)

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Who's got my headies?

Trade for some stickers or pills?

veggie burrito?

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Late-night Umph set raged.

More molly more molly more!

The first aid tent sucks.

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Raised finger in air

Whos got my extra ticket

Only under face

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Schwilly brah's Pharmies

Patchouli pushin puppies

Kick down so I can...

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Ran away from home,

Grew my hair and beard long, this

Prophet of shakedown.

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Boomers! LSD!

Sold to custies, ha ha ha!

They don't know it's bunk.

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spun like a dradle

I destroy phish's future

when is harpua?

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Jigga man got down.

Heady rhymes, brah. I told you

My moms is half black?

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1 for 3,2 for 5

please buy my goods guys,or

Ill have to eat my puppy

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super fatty fat

fatty fat fat super fat

super fatty kind

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Oh sh!t! The cops, brah!

It's a bust, hide your sh!t here

In my ass crack. Peace!

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I have no ticket

spinning, spinning, and spinning

please hold my puppy

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im going to go

and i dont have a ticket

yes i will ruin

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Dreadlocks down to ass

Heady ground score birkenstocks

I just pooped my pants

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the phish is no more

trying to mend my wook heart

a heady schwill brah?

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Glow stick in the eye!

fu©king wookette with an arm

Tossed it from the lawn.

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Got stuck once staring

At the 'doc's f-holes; swear they

Mouthed, "you are Wilson."

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She wears patchwork and

Yells, "Heady ganja goo balls!"

That sh!t is so lame.

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[color:"red"]Jumping over fence

Run faster Brah, Run!

ouch! clubs hurt

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Brah, Nassau was dank.

I called Destiny Unbound.

It was my first show.

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Tweezer was phatty

I always stand on Mike side.

No, I have no job.

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Oh my god! Did he

Just whip out his dick and dance?

Nasty wook behave!

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yo, chill heady brah

I just want to dose you, man

water gun acid.

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I need a miracle

I smell like a portolet

spare some change?

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super fahtty kind

whoa bro so go to the show?

puff to my face,nug

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scent of a wook,

better watch out where u spin

put thost nasty dreads away

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