paisley Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 (edited) Death Test The Death Test is the product of research that began over 5 years ago, in Harvard's math department. While we can't share our methods, we think you'll be shocked by our accuracy, in the last few seconds of your life. I'm slated to kick off July 2044 during my 78th year of a heart attack (unless I fall prey to a car accident (34% likelyhood) or drug overdose (13% likelyhood))... 40 more years to rock it! Edited April 22, 2005 by Guest
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 Says I am suppose to die in 1997,strange I was diagnosed that year....but I'm still kickin.I'll stick to the death clock results instead,much better results.
scottieking Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 June 2058 at the age of 84 of cancer. Funny, that's actually what I saw when I looked in that old witches eye.........
Velvet Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 They give me July 2042, which would be awesome.Likely have something to do with Canada Day or it's aftermath.
MamaPink Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 paisley - i wonder if they mean 13% chance of overdose on dino pills? Looks like i'm going to die June 2061 at age 81 from a heart attack. Wow, i have a long ways to go - alright!
Lazlo Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 2009 from a massive heart attack. Hey Greg that sucks your already dead, you can hardly tell.
Del Posted April 22, 2005 Report Posted April 22, 2005 I've got you beat Lazlo, September 2008, from a heart attack at age 33...
Lazlo Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 (edited) We both die at 33. Atleast we beat Esau. I wonder when we get our inheritance. Edited April 23, 2005 by Guest
Cosmic ChrisC Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 This is a hilarious, hilarious thread. But there is no way I want to do this quiz. If I do it, I would live always remembering the day I'm supposed to die, and that would suck. It would be like a self-fulfilling prophecy. I know it's just a computer quiz, but I'm a little obsessive so this isn't for me. But I love reading about when you're all supposed to die. For those who're supposed to die soon, hope it doesn't happen. Esau, I'm glad I met you in the last year.
MamaPink Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 I've got you beat Lazlo, September 2008, from a heart attack at age 33... Judging by that picture Del, it looks more like you're going to be stabbed to death while engaged in some sort of homosexual activity.
Del Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 Yeah, that picture is kind of gay... I'd be interested in seeing what the other pictures from that test look like...
MamaPink Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 your picture seems to be the gayest so far del - maybe you held in too many farts. here are a couple of the other pictures i found in their background code... overdose: cancer:
MamaPink Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 the cancer dude has a huge zit on his forehead.
StoneMtn Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 2049, age 78, heart-attack.My forecasted death is kinda boring, really; almost cliche.
Im going home Donny Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 2061 at 90. Blood will fill my head....lovely description!Hello apocalypse.I think I've got cat food in my future...shitballs...mabey I should have kids...kidding, I think.24% chance of death by car13% overdosemight have to start driving and drugging way more!Esau...go to the doctors please and thankyou.
Freeker Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 March 2007 at age 28 Sweeet ...better than I thought.
Freeker Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 indeed it does....How about some ribs and malt liquor to go with em'?
Im going home Donny Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 veggies boys, eat yer veggies!
Im going home Donny Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 Jebus! Death clock has me slated for an extra 14 years! 104?! Thats cat food living for sure!I don't think so thankyou much. Time to pick up the smoking again!
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 23, 2005 Report Posted April 23, 2005 2050 fack, I always thought I would go early.
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