Magnum Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) [color:gray]So all you T.O. ladies missed the boat..Magnum has got a hot-nasty-juicy-fantastic thang, going on with an oriental love temptress named "Inslaki" (which is Cantonease, for flexable an weak for well coiffed hairy men.) Anyways we've been gettin' it on and slappin skins and listenig to my Barry white collection. Everything is going great. But, then I tell her I'm going to Toronto, to the gypsy to see Lazlo and the Chameleon Project and she's all...why?...who are you going to see? Why can't I come? She's might be entering the cling zone. Magnum can't have that! I like her and all but, she's got to slow her role. Magnum is too macho for one woman. And ya' know I think she's just down for the chest hair and the Ferrari. You know Magnum has thoughts and feelin's too even thought he is a slice of hunk cheescake. So, because I don't want her to get to attached too soon I have to establish my independence early. Hence, I'm ready to grind it up and lay down my game on some unsuspecting gypsy hunnie Friday night at the Gypsy. Nothin' crass just velvety smooth Thomas Magnum charm and maybe some heavy petting. Then I'll take pictures (tasteful..very artsy) of me workin' it on the dance floor with some fresh mama and that'll make Inslaki jelous, so when I get home she'll be all over me. What can I say I'm a heartbreaker...but I can lay the pipe. See you at the Gypysy! Edited December 2, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Funk Dawg Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 lol Magnum! maybe some of these fine chicks will be out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 When I read the subject line, all I could think was, "OK, but how does Randy feel about this?"Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) Whoa whoa whoa! Magnum's not touching this Randy... or even this Randy.. So don't even go there. Magnum is strictly a lady killer. P.S. I'd do the fat cowboy Trey girl but only if I got to do all his/her friends at the same time. Kinda like finshishing evewrything on you plate to get to desert...only the food is booty. Edited December 2, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Livingstoned..I wouldn't even touch that Randy. He's Mr.Lahey's and I don't want to start that bitch fight.Besides even if Magnum did swing that way..I could do much better than that Randy. Come on it' the Magnum baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Wise move Magnum. Stay away from Lahey's boy toy. That's his reason d'etre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 But is Randy feelin' Magnum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 The whole concept of the two of them getting together is, well, a Travis-ty. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Hey Magnum, wanna race? Enjoy looking at the back of Turd and whole lotta dust. With all those curlers in your hair, you look like you're tryin' to pick up a radio station in Savannah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) [color:red]OH IT's ON Fergeson! No one disses my coiffe! Lady's scream when they touch my hair. They only scream louder when I'm layin' the pipe. And wanna be Burt Reynolds types like you scream when I lay rubber. Srew your wig on tight, or should I say toupee. We all know you secret. Magnum's locks are au naturel. FEEL THE BURN! Edited December 2, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 [color:red]OH IT's ON Fergeson! No one disses my coiffe! Lady's scream when they touch my hair. They only scream louder when I'm layin' the pipe. And wanna be Burt Reynolds types like you scream when I lay rubber. Srew your wig on tight, or should I say toupee. We all know you secret. Magnum's locks are au naturel. FEEL THE BURN! Hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Figured as much. The coloured font gave everything away. I still like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Higgins would not approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 ha a self-outing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Of all the people it could have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I can't believe it took this long! I'm shocked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) I can't beleive it! Magnum that slick bastard has hacked my password! I knew I shouldn't have got drunk with him and Rick last week. Look my password is kinda obvious and I got drunk and stoned and when I woke up Magnum was gone and so was his laptop. I remeber him saying something about stealing my refferal credits, I though it was a joke. FUCK I should have know better he is a detective after all. That's it I'm changing mt password right now, before that hirtsue player posts something obscene with my identity. After all I have to keep it a professional tip! Edited December 2, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Magnum is one crafty son of a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 bwahahahaha...in other news - ok I got noting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Magnum is one crafty son of a bitch.Had me fooled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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