CodyBanks Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 You can do better than Cully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted January 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Shitidiot you are certainly filled with hate these days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Stay out of this livingstoned....I don't want to have to tell everyone what you were doing with Trey and Benny in the closet!!!I knew you were jealous!! Oh and please do tell everyone about my drunken adventures with Trey and Benny that night - and don't leave out any details - I know you were peeping. - pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted January 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 I wasn't....Alexis' camera was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 OK everybody time to stop picking on Cully. Hes starting to get a little sensitive. I'm sorry Cully, i did not mean to tell everybody your dark secrets. Like that time you.....oups! there i go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 (edited) God knows i don't want the wrath of Cully! Edited January 9, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted January 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 I told you...it happened once in College (I was drunk and the room was dark) Laughable! HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 I told you...it happened once in College (I was drunk and the room was dark) So, your roomate was asleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 (edited) I can neither confirm nor deny Cully's various nefarious activities but the Trey rumour is true.Basically he crashed the after party on New Years. He barged into the living room and commenced rambling about the production values of "Shine" and about the quality of his vocals in particular. Right away I started patting my head and rubbing my stomach, which is our house's "Don't encourage Trey" signal, but it was Cully's first time hanging here and he was pretty awestruck with Trey's presence so he started asking a lot of questions. Shit like "What's the best 'Cincinnati' you've ever played?", "Have you been working on 'At the Barbeque'?", "Can I get an a cappella 'Friday'?".....crap like that. Naturally I turned up the volume on The Dead in an attempt to get Trey back to his roots but he just started talking louder.I gave Cully a little quality Trey time but after a while it just got annoying so I corralled Trey into my room. I tried feeding him a handful of sleeping pills but he passed, saying something about being clean, and started pushing towards the living room. In an effort to slow him down I threw on some '94 Phish mp3s. He listened for about 10 minutes and then just broke down. Serious blubbering. I just couldn't stand to see him like that, it was painful. I knew what I had to do. I started channeling the spirit of his kung-fu doppelganger and gave Trey a Chuck Norris, amnesia inducing roundhouse. My plan was to erase the last 13 years of his memory and bring him back to '93, scheming to get 5 more great years out of him. In my intoxicated state I think I miscalculated the intensity of blow needed for the job and all I did was erase the last 13 minutes.He immediately started talking about "Shine" again and his desire to write a top 40 hit. The guy was still pretty dazed from the roundhouse so I got him to sit on my bed, put on "Touch on Grey", handed him a photo of the fences being torn down at The Dead Deer Creek '95 show (which I keep handy to suppress my own desire to write a top 40 hit), dimmed the lights and told him to be careful for what he wished for.I checked on him a few hours later but he was gone and Alexis' smokes were missing (see Alexis, Cully and Del didn't smoke them, they were just covering Trey's punk ass).I actually started feeling pretty bad for kicking my musical idol in the face but then I remembered Coventry and decided it was all square. Edited January 10, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 dave if i haven't told you before, i'll tell you now, i love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Dave...thanks for that...you've just kicked my day up a notch (so far, I've just been sitting in my jammies, popping bubble wrap all day and pondering Alexis' tail in a mason jar!)posting effort: A++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Shit like "What's the best 'Cincinnati' you've ever played?", "Have you been working on 'At the Barbeque'?", "Can I get an a cappella 'Friday'?".....crap like that. hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 gonzo on so many levels, slothypoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 i thought you said it went like this:Basically he crashed the after party on New Years. He barged into the living room and commenced rambling about the production values of "Cully does O-town" and about the quality of his oral scenes in particular. Right away I started patting my ball and rubbing my cock, which is our house's "gang bang time" signal, but it was Cully's first time hanging here and he was pretty awestruck with Trev's huge penis so he started asking a lot of questions. sh!t like "What's the best 'Cincinnati Steamer' you've ever laid?", "Have you been working out lately?, "Can I get a reach around?".....crap like that. Naturally I turned my ass to the air and started to give him head in an attempt to get Cully back to his roots but he just started ejaculatingI gave Cully a little quality Stapes time but after a while it just got annoying so I corralled Cully into my room. I tried feeding him a handful of Viagra but he passed, saying something about being rock hard, then started pushing towards the living room. In an effort to slow him down I threw on some kinky lingerie. He watched me for about 10 minutes and then just broke down. Serious masturbating. I just couldn't stand to see him like that, it was painful. I knew what I had to do. I started channeling the spirit of his weight loss doppelganger and gave Cully a Richard Simon, amnesia inducing man love session. My plan was to erase the last 4 years of his memory and bring him back to '2001, scheming to get all traces of heterosexuality out of him. In my intoxicated state I think I miscalculated the intensity of blow job needed and all I did was erase the last 13 minutes.He immediately started talking about "Cull does O-town" again and his desire to get some fake tits. The guy was still pretty dazed from the man love so I got him to sit on my bed, put on "Touch me Gary", handed him a photo of the me in my stiletto heals at The Dead Deer Creek '95 (which I keep handy to suppress my own desire to get fake tits), dimmed the lights and told him to be careful for what he wished for.I checked on him a few hours later but he was gone and Alexis' strap on's were missing (see Del didn't take them, they were just all up Cully's sweat ass).I actually started feeling pretty bad for Cully's but then I remembered its Cully so who careshahahahaDisclaimer: my intention is not to offend or hurt any persons. this was meant as a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 if I had a weak bladder I would have just peed a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 I need a new keyboard or advice on how to clean jiz out of it. That was hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 shitidiot...that was fukking funny! (except I unfortunately DO have a weak bladder!) I need a new keyboard or advice on how to clean jiz out of it. it'll harden eventually...then just chip it out with a toothpick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Then I'll put the toothpicks back in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 someone needs to alert me to these threads during my work-day when I need some good laughs! holy crap people! Thank you for being so disturbed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 someone needs to alert me to these threads during my work-day when I need some good laughs! holy crap people! Thank you for being so disturbed! I have time to do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) shitidiot...you seriously crossed over the line in your post...calling me gay is one thing..but fuck man...brutal.... Edited January 11, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Cully's gonna cry.How long were you workin' on that zinger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Nice edit pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) your right Lazlo...fuck sensoring the post.... Edited January 11, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 shitidiot...you seriously crossed over the line in your post...I don't talk about your fuckin fat ass....or your fat thighs....or your fat fuckin head....fuck you...eat a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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