MarcO Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I just stopped by somewhere here in Hamilton that I shall keep to myself* but let it be known that the bartender/manager of this unknown place - who shall remain nameless** so as not to cause much embarassment - had the Smooth Jazz tunes going and was really digging on those velvety grooves and sweet melodies. This person asked me not to say anything to anyone about it but I thought as long as I don't identify the place or person, some of you might get a kick out of it. Imagine - listening to smooth jazz all day by choice!! haha!* the place was The Pepper Jack Cafe** the person was Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Maybe it was one of those "Why are you beating your head against a wall?" / "Because it feels so good when I stop." things? You know, to make whatever he listens to after it sound that much better?On the other hand, most smooth jazz is play competenly, albeit mildly, and it doesn't demand a lot of attention, so as background music while you're working (and maybe afraid of missing something really good if you step out for a minute), it's not that bad.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 marco, i think you're trying to draw attention away from your own smooth jazz listenings by pointing the finger at our fair friend kenny. everyone knows your whackmaster play list is a medley of your favourite smooth jazz classics....i don't know how you manage to time your climax with the sax solo everytime though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 can we please just focus on making fun of Kenny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 was it kenny g he was listening to? maybe he was pretending that he was the master his name so closely resembles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I heard that he slow dances with his shadow to Michael Bolton when he opens on rainy days.Sounds like he's in stage 2 of this bizarre precipitation induced ritual.Deeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 well at least he didn't shit his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 well at least he didn't shit his pants.Everything you say sounds like a Late-Night with Livingstoned one-liner with your avatar playing a little drum punchline (duh-duh-duh-cheeeesh) to cap it off.It's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 yeah kenny loves the smooth jazz, its true, its hilariousi think they should name a new genre of ultra-smooth jazz after kenny, call it candle-jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kc Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Marco you betrayed me. Smooth jazz is the only thing that gets me thru the lonely nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Smooth jazz is the only thing that gets me thru the lonely nights. That's a fuck of a lot of smooth jazz. Ever try masturbating or sticking broken glass up your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 marc-o...don't make me point my avatar at you. The scroll-down sucks arse. I hate it more than the sickening feeling I get when I reach for a fresh swiffer cloth and the box is empty...knowing that I have to use Booche's crusty panties to dust the furniture et al. And I don't hate it so much because it just "moves" the dust around, but because the crusties put scratches on the TV screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 The scroll-down sucks arse. I hate it more than the sickening feeling I get when I reach for a fresh swiffer cloth and the box is empty...knowing that I have to use Booche's crusty panties to dust the furniture et al. And I don't hate it so much because it just "moves" the dust around, but because the crusties put scratches on the TV screen. I want dave-O to write music to accompany this in lyrical form.Alohan,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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