Booche Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 THESE SONGS CAN TURN YOU GAYPSYCHOLOGISTS nationwide are reporting a disturbing trend among new, formerly heterosexual, patients -- they heard specific songs that apparently turned them gay. And the more times they hear these songs, the gayer they become. The tunes mentioned most frequently as being responsible for such gay brainwashing include: YMCA, In the Navy, or Macho Man -- The Village People I'm Coming Out -- Diana Ross Constant Craving -- k.d. lang Outside -- George Michael Over the Rainbow -- Judy Garland I'm Too Sexy -- Right Said Fred I Will Survive -- Gloria Gaynor Saturday Night Fever -- and anything else by the Bee Gees Dancing Queen -- Abba It's Raining Men -- The Weather Girls Supermodel -- RuPaul Believe -- Cher Love to Love You -- Donna Summer Vogue -- Madonna Relax -- Frankie Goes to Hollywood I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Huston That's the Way I Like It -- KC and the Sunshine Band Wake Me Up Before You Go Go -- Wham I'm So Excited -- Pointer Sisters Psychologist Dr. Todd Snider, author of the upcoming book, Don't Let Music Turn You Gay, recommends that if any of these songs start playing, "Turn them off immediately, leave the room, and start listening to any music by Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, Van Halen or Frank Sinatra. If it's too late, check into the nearest hospital emergency room as soon as possible." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 i wonder if this applies to both men and women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 I think there's something missing from the list:anything sung by Mickey HartAloha,Brad, Who Actually Likes (And Knows How To Play) Cake's Cover Of "I Will Survive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 if these songs make you gay, what could listening to the Disco Biscuits do to you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatpatguy Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 It's Raining Men is the new Freebird.. if you are at a concert and want to yell out "Freebird", yell out "It's Raining Men" instead!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 (edited) What do I yell out when/if men actually start falling from the sky?Aloha,Brad Edited August 2, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 you yell "Thank You Jesus for all these gorgeous men!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 "Anyone got a straw?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Booche, you are such a feltcher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Those are good suggestions, but I think I'd yell "Whipping Post!"Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatpatguy Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 all depends and what floats your boat I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 I think Lance Bass is living proof of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 if these songs make you gay, what could listening to the Disco Biscuits do to you?? It would most likely make you want to go blow a gram of molly and an eight ball of yeo, grab three wookie chicks and commence wookie love back in your hotie. This would be from the male perspective. From your perspective, it just might mean you like making assumptions and and ass of yourself respectively. Unless you're refering to the song 'Coat' or 'Marvelous' in which case I can dig your insight into a time when the band may have questioned their sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 it's not the songs, it's osmosis...(with or without the fluids)The more gays that come your way, you inheritably become gayer and gayer and gayer and gayer...it's unavoidable...and more than enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 It's my party and I'll cry if i want to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 if these songs make you gay, what could listening to the Disco Biscuits do to you?? It could make you deaf! I remember struggling not to shove a pair of scissors into my ears... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 It could make you chock! I remember struggling not to shove a pair of balls into my throat...YEAH BABY!!! :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 tee-hee-hee-heeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 It could make you chock! I remember struggling not to shove a pair of balls into my throat...YEAH BABY!!! :tongue:You're just jealous that we don't invite you to come with Booche to the 401 meet-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 This might make you gay, too:Timberlake talks about his sexy new album title 02/08/2006 12:00:00 AM (KP International) While on MTV's Total Request Live, Justin Timberlake disclosed how the title of his upcoming album, FutureSex/LoveSounds, came about."I was driving home from the studio, it was like six o'clock in the morning and the sun was coming up," said the 25-year-old former 'NSYNCer. "The [music company exec] who was actually working on the record with me, he said, 'This sounds like the future. You've found a way to mix so many genres' and it just kind of stuck with me."Then the next day I was back in the studio mixing and the engineer said, 'Do you realize that you have a lot of songs on this album that either have sexy or the word love in them?' So FutureSex/LoveSounds now that's the album title!"The sexy new album containing the first single, SexyBack, hits store shelves on September 12th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Dead sexeh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThe Owl Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Can drinking Coke or Pepsi make you gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Can drinking Coke or Pepsi make you gay?Drinking Cherry Coke can.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThe Owl Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 (edited) What about Dr Pepper? I always thought that Dr Pepper -- especially if consumed with pork rinds -- is the ultimate not-gay thing there is. Especially if listening to Aerosmith or AC/DC.On the other hand, here is a random list of things that can make you gay, according to various authorities:- Watching TV or seeing movies or listening to the radio or leaving the house- Too many older brothers- Singing- Being a Boy Scout- Consumer profiling- Spiderman- Standing close to gay people (assuming you're not already)- Celebrating Christmas (but, thankfully, not Chanukah)- Heat- Breathing a gay person's second-hand smoke- Going bald- Disrespecting your boss or other authority figure- White rats- Enjoying sex with your spouse, regradless of their gender or yours- Smoking pot- Yielding the right of way to oncoming traffic makes men gay, because real men don't yield, they penetrate- Growing a moustache- Compressed air- Questioning George Bush or Stephen Harper's leadership- Being thin- Pretending you are not Jewish when you plainly are- Failure- Eating vegetables, especially broccoli- NASCAR- Certain names given at birth- Google- Watching baseball or any other pro sports- Eating brie- Not being athletic- Eating chicken with currants Edited August 4, 2006 by Guest No reason or excuse for this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 I like cherry coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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